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The Amphibious Academy of Warfare and Disco
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 4:50 am
by Kayless
The Amphibious Academy of Warfare and Disco is the ultimate training ground for those interested in state-of-the-art GIF combat, high-tech spamming, and learning fly disco skillz. Consisting primarily of dedicated capybara recruits, the Academy produces the finest soldiers in the known galaxy. Genetic Manipulation makes our cadets immune to all of Ode's drugs, Ned's shine, and the infamous purple pills. Not since the infamous Pants-less Marines has such a formidable fighting force existed. We live by our credo: DUTY HONOR DISCO. We are the future. Do you have what it takes to be one of the few, the proud, the funky?
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:02 am
by Kayless
Don't be a slacker! Make something of your life! Under the tutelage of our experienced instructors (such as the Hell Orca) you’ll go from this:
To this!
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:12 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
They are so not immune to my drugs!
You've only seen the apricot variety so far, just wait until you see some of my strong stuff. No-one is immune to that! I'll have your capybaras
in no time!
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:17 am
by CM
When he does we will have a BBQ!
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:21 am
by Kayless
Drug free is the way to be! 
My cadets cannot be stoned, wasted, baked, or whatever other euphemism you might use. Microscopic nanites in injected into their bloodstreams combined with genetic alternations have given them a Healing Factor that prevents it. The cadets are paragons of clean, sober living (well, maybe not totally sober...). 
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:25 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Says you.
They're going to be roasted, toasted, trashed, high as kites, sky-high and wrecked before you know it.
In fact, my special prediction is that they will eventually end up selling their bodies for crack. So there.
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:28 am
by CM
And then we have a BBQ!
My Jokes are lame, but I love'em!
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:32 am
by Kayless
Ha! They would not could not use a bong.
They would not could not in Hong Kong.
They cannot be wasted, plain as day.
Being drug free is the capybara way!
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:37 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:39 am
by CM
Isn't dr. Suess dead?
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:43 am
by Kayless
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:49 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
I think Kayless needs to get out more...
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:53 am
by CM
That or kayless needs a girl!
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:56 am
by Kayless
Such matters are for those not burdened by the tremendous sense of honor that binds me to better the world. It’s difficult at times, but how can a high-minded indivisual like myself do any less? 
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:57 am
by CM
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 6:03 am
by Kayless
Yes nobility is lonely. But who will lead the capybaras if not I? Who will defend the Disco Frogs if not I? Who will rally the Hell Orcas and the Spam Peons if not I? What I do, I do for the betterment of the world! I don’t expect you to understand the sacrifices I make, but know that all that I have done is for the well-being of you; the little people of this world. Duty, Honor, and Disco my brothers. 
"Kick ass speech, K-Man."
I thought you’d like it. 
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 6:03 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
If you really want to better the world you can start by destroying Christian rock music for ever.
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 6:03 am
by CM
Do you think anybody cares?
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 6:04 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Kayless
Disco my brothers.
And we are supposed to thank you for that why?
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 6:09 am
by Kayless
