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COMMs to the rescue!

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:25 am
by Maharlika
Originally posted by Kayless
Yeah you read it right. It was me, not the dingoes. I’m also the one who’s killing chickens and goats in Mexico. Yep, this lugubrious Frogman is really the Chupacabra. I also shot JFK and J.R., kidnapped Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa, and used my big ass feet to stir up sasquatch rumors. Oh, and you know that whole Roswell thing? Me again.
Brethren, the SYMian Tarrasque Image has finally awaken!!! Image

Ready for defense as we anticipate a great rampage of Spam from this monstrosity.

Lies will be spread.

Urban Legends will rise from the grave.

Conspiracy theories will pop up like fungi in a warm and moisture place.

Unedible stuff will be eaten.

The Vanguard of the Light of COMM shall stand in the way of this chaotic madness. Image

The time of the Palanquendi has come. The Lord Marshall Image will guide us to victory.

Holy Warriors of the Light, to arms! Image

...start giving Kayless his purple pills. :D


Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:00 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Maharlika


Unedible stuff will be eaten.
Got the munchies have we Mah?

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:56 am
by Nippy
It seems it is time for us to achieve our true role in SYM. We will reach our zenith and save the pure denizens of SYM. Have no fear, the Palanquendi are here! :D ;)

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:05 am
by Kayless
Originally posted by Maharlika
...start giving Kayless his purple pills. :D
Ha, no medication for this whiskey snorting, freckle sporting, leprechaun cavorting amphibian. Image
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Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:10 am
by CM
Heck even I am here! Onward ho! .....errr what are we supposed to be doing?.......

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:11 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by CM
Heck even I am here! Onward ho! .....errr what are we supposed to be doing?.......
Spamming. Duh. :rolleyes: :p

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:14 am
by Nippy
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Spamming. Duh. :rolleyes: :p
Silence fool! Or I shall smite you down with a... a big smiting thing! :D ;)

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:15 am
by CM
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Spamming. Duh. :rolleyes: :p
Excuse you! :p But we don't spam....we COMM. Spam is evil, COMM is the light. Now I have to go and be serious in one of Fables threads. COMM all the way! :D

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:24 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
I rest my case. Now...Does anyone want a drink?

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:27 am
by Kayless
I'd join COMM, but I don't spam enough to meet the prerequisites. Image Anyway, did you know that I really sunk the Titanic and brought down the Hindenburg?

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:31 am
by Weasel
With tears of joy streaming from my eyes...

I witness the power of COMM. :) :) :) Image

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:32 am
by CM
Nah nothing to drink thanks. I will be off in 20 min anyway. So Kayless i bet you are also responsible for John tesh music?

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:59 am
by Kayless
Yep, not to mention Kenny G and Michael Bolton. Image Image

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:58 am
by Nippy
Originally posted by Kayless
Yep, not to mention Kenny G and Michael Bolton.
Die scum die! :D

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:03 am
by Kayless
Just wait until all three get together for the world tour I’ve been planning. Apocalypse now, baby! Image Image

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:33 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Did someone say Apocalypse Now!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:36 am
by Kayless
Ah, the classics. Image

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:45 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
I enjoyed Heart of Darkness too, but Apocalypse Now was just way too cool.

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 11:32 am
by KidD01
Re: Did someone say Apocalypse Now!
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Ummmm, but i still prefer the smell of coffee and hams & eggs in the morning......YUM ! :D :D :D

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 5:57 pm
by Chanak
Hark! A Rampaging Amphibian!

*Ahem*. :)


Hi, Kayless. As you are doubtlessly aware, I, ah, don't really know anyone here. And also, since I'm new here, no one has had time to really work on me, you know. Like Weasel or those guys. :D

I want to make a good impression on you, so you don't go off and cause the resurrection of the Bee Gees, or something horrid like that. Here you go.







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Bon appetit! :D