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The crap-o-meter
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:06 am
by CM
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the newest feature of Gamebanshee. It is the crap-o-meter. Todays topic is boy bands how crappy are they really?
The range is from:
1 pretty damn hot - females younger than 10 can only vote this option
2. Damn good - Only females can vote this option
3. So so - Nobody can be indifferent on such an important topic
4. They suck - everybody can vote of this one.
5. Lets exterminate the scum.....
6. By fire
7. Let barney get them
8. Let Grunts pantless marines take care of them
9. Let them listen to other boyband music and john tesh.
10. All the ones after 5 together for hours on end.
More cruel and sadistic options:
11. Let Tammy handle them or vice versa which ever.
12. Make them watch Chocolate....now that is sadistic.
13. no clue....kid maybe you want to make some up?
The contestants are:
1. N sync out of tune
2. Backstreet boys back from prision
3. Boyzone no females allowed
4. West life ie no life at all
5. 5ive - we can't spell.
Of course one lukcy voter would get the option of sending one of these 5 groups to their doom, in which ever manner he or she so desires. So people get out your voting pads and lets see which one of these lucky groups will be fried this week.
Yes I am very bored.
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:12 am
by Tamerlane
If it wasn't for boredom I wouldn't even bother visiting SYM
As for this "crap-o-meter", love the originality
Nothing spells more fear then seeing a purple dinosaur coming after you for a hug. Let barney sort them out, but keep those damn happy kids away from me. It sickens me sometimes...
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:15 am
by Kayless
On a semi-related note, I have video footage that proves Barney is a cannibal. 
Onward, to the wombatmoblie! 
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:17 am
by Kameleon
IMO, I'd let them all be "taken care of" by Grunty's PMs, all except for...
Right, they all go to the Marines. I'm sure they'll have a lot of fun with them
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:43 am
by CM
Tamerlane you getting close to a beating you know that?
So we got one for numbers 7 and 8.
I have no clue what frogman was talking about, seems he had too much of whatever he was not supposed to have!
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:51 am
by Tamerlane
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:56 am
by CM
Don't matter if you are not afraid now, what if i make you part of that list.
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 3:01 am
by KidD01
@Fas : Since your options are not "cruel and sadistic" enough I'll wait for more options before casting my opinion
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 3:13 am
by CM
Kid knock yourself out with more options!
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 8:21 am
by Aegis
Option 10 sound slike fun....
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 8:27 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Can we have an option involving the liberal use of cheesegraters?
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 8:31 am
by CM
Yes you can. To add heck the next contest is to find the wackiest and most sadistic way to kill these boy groups. The top 3 get added to the list.
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 8:38 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Here's some more ideas: belt-sanders and those wasps that lay their eggs inside of live creatures; when the larvae hatch they eat the host organism until they are mature enough to survive outside of the host, honey in delicate places and bull-ants.
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 9:24 am
by Vicsun
I guess that making them eat tacco-bell with sour sauce can be a torture of a kind (hi KidD
)
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 10:43 am
by KidD01
Hmm here's a thought :
Make them shave their chest hair with blunt razor while watching Nicolas Cage's "8mm" wearing only lingerie
in one of those freezer trailer.
LOL @ Vicsun : Yo Quierro Taco Bell
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 12:09 pm
by Gruntboy
LOL! Proof that Fas has a sense of humour - a damn good one!
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 12:46 pm
by Vicsun
Originally posted by Gruntboy
LOL! Proof that Fas has a sense of humour - a damn good one!
lol.. or proof that he really hates boybands and is forced to use sense of humour to make fun of them.
(j/k)
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 12:51 pm
by CM
Hey was their ever a doubt that i had a good sense of humor?
And viscun don't worry next week i will try out my sense of humor out on you!
This could be a weekly thing, but i would need more topics!
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 12:55 pm
by Vicsun
Originally posted by CM
And viscun don't worry next week i will try out my sense of humor out on you!
This could be a weekly thing, but i would need more topics!
1. You can use your humour only once a week?
2. MY NAME IS NOT VISCUN! I wander why people always call me that.. It's not only this forum. On most forums and chats I've visited ppl always call me viscun
.
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 12:59 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Vicsun
2. MY NAME IS NOT VISCUN! I wander why people always call me that.. It's not only this forum. On most forums and chats I've visited ppl always call me viscun.
Because they can't be bothered to correct their typos... or they figure as long as you know that you're being addressed, it doesn't matter what they call you?