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Tackle a guy 3 times your size, is taking one for the team
twice, is courageous.
thrice, is insane, and results in disclocated bones


grrr, im in a frigging sling for the next 3-6 wks!

But you DID get him down, right?

Ouch!

Hope you get better

Just remember, if anyone asks about it tell them that "You should have seen what happened to the other guy!"

Put it this way, brethren...

... better to have tackled him and showed him a thing or two and get dislocated bones...

...than ONLY get dislocated bones and him having no scratch at all.

Hope you get beter soon.

BTW, which ARM was affected?

What were you doing tackling a man while playing checkers with him? Of course he was going to get angry! Of course he was going to dislocate your bones!

Originally posted by fable
What were you doing tackling a man while playing checkers with him? Of course he was going to get angry! Of course he was going to dislocate your bones!

Sometimes the best defence is a good offense.

Gotta becareful though. My right shoulder got dislocated long time ago and now I can't do most of sports which require shoulder strength

Go for the kneecaps, go for the kneecaps. A nice hard kick with bring down most peopel..... eehh ... nevermind, I'm leaving again

Actually...

Originally posted by Xandax
Go for the kneecaps, go for the kneecaps. A nice hard kick with bring down most peopel..... eehh ... nevermind, I'm leaving again

...I've got a better target than the kneecaps...

...and as sure as hell it will bring him down like Paul Bunyan after a dose of Omar's (Wind) Blast of the (Curry Dinner) Past!

But if the opponent was female then it would be something different altogether, wouldn't it?

Note to self: never ever get into a brawl with Mah. Ever.

Not so fast, Odie...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Note to self: never ever get into a brawl with Mah. Ever.

...but I'm a lover (of ladies), not a fighter.

However, when worse comes to worst, being hobbit-sized sure has certain tactical advantages --- the proximity to the target area is as good as it gets!

Ouch Ob.
hope you get well soon.
Mar don't be dooing no head butting down there ok?

Head butting?

Originally posted by CM
Ouch Ob.
hope you get well soon.
Mar don't be dooing no head butting down there ok?

No my friend... but I'm not called the "Nutcracker" for nothing!

As for the ladies... well...

...they just ADORE me.

Re: Not so fast, Odie...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...but I'm a lover (of ladies), not a fighter.

However, when worse comes to worst, being hobbit-sized sure has certain tactical advantages --- the proximity to the target area is as good as it gets!

Is the size an advantage as a lover or as a fighter or as both?

Re: Head butting?

Originally posted by Maharlika
No my friend... but I'm not called the "Nutcracker" for nothing!

As for the ladies... well...

...they just ADORE me.

Ouch that is not a nice name to have.
I am feeling all ...you how what i am talking about just hearing the name nut cracker. Ouch!!

The ladies adore you?
don't believe it at all!
Come on prove it

Re: Re: Head butting?

Originally posted by CM
The ladies adore you?
don't believe it at all!
Come on prove it

Poor Ob just got badly injured, and here we are discussing Mah's *ahem* physical prowess

Re: Re: Re: Head butting?

Originally posted by Tamerlane


Poor Ob just got badly injured, and here we are discussing Mah's *ahem* physical prowess

So....what you trying to say?????

Originally posted by Obsidian
Tackle a guy 3 times your size, is taking one for the team
twice, is courageous.
thrice, is insane, and results in disclocated bones
grrr, im in a frigging sling for the next 3-6 wks!

No sports !
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(c) Beldin

@ Obsidian, good man! As long as you take him down, that's all that matters. I've done the same in Rugby, it's great! (Although I've had no injuries... )