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We have arrived...
Posted: Tue May 21, 2002 10:02 pm
by Maharlika
the Palanquendi are back with a vengeance!
We, the ones who speak far and wide have been preparing for our exalted comeback.
Obsidian has sounded the Holy Bugle, we have heeded the call.
Inspired by the Great Weasel who founded COMM, our brethren of the Holy Order haven't been amiss in their mission...
... though much in the background these past months we have finally decided to make our presence felt again.
The Mighty Weasel has for now taken another sabbatical (leave) for purposes that will eventually lead us to the ultimate goal. With that, we would need a new leader to guide us during the absence of He-who-once-crashed-the-boards-to-rid-of-spam.
I humbly introduce to everyone our resident leader ---- Lord Marshal Nippy. 
Hail, to the new chief!
Roll call:
CM: Brother Stalker and Logistics Officer
der Moench: Brother Monk, Master of the Brew
EMINEM: Brother Herald and The Holy Negotiator (prior to the use of agressive negotiation)
Obsidian: Brother Striker, Field Commander (for agressive negotiations)
Maharlika: Brother Scribe, Keeper of the Holy Scripts.
Morlock: Brother Magus, Lead Wizard of COMMnic Magi
Chanak: Brother SpyMaster, Herr Direktor, C.I.A. (COMM Intelligence Agency)
/-\lastor: Brother Bard, Chief Officer of the CIA Entertainment System
Vicsun: Brother BeastMaster, Chief Trainer of Non-Human Assets
As for the others, we are more than willing to have you join us... 
Onwards, brethren!
Posted: Tue May 21, 2002 10:12 pm
by Xandax
Think it is time to call in the nice men in white coats - sombody has taken a tat to many purple pills
Posted: Tue May 21, 2002 10:31 pm
by Morlock
May I join this Holy order?
Posted: Tue May 21, 2002 10:47 pm
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Okay, I'm confused...
I think Weasels gone because he's moving house. How that fits in with your ultimate goal I don't know, just thought you'd like to know.
EDIT-Oh yes, here's a nice warm Rolling Thunder welcome for you COMMs.
Posted: Tue May 21, 2002 11:39 pm
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Re: Forgive him (and perhaps others too), my brethren...
Originally posted by Maharlika
@Ode: Weasel's change of residence has nothing to do with his leave of absence.
That's not what Weasel had to say...Are you calling your leader a liar?
BTW, if you're forgiving people who insult you this doesn't sound like my kind of scene. Maybe if...
Does anyone want a drink?
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 1:22 am
by Georgi
Re: Re: Forgive him (and perhaps others too), my brethren...
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Does anyone want a drink?
Nice move, Ode. Hijack their thread for a bar... and destroy the fools once and for all! I like it!!
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 1:33 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Re: Re: Re: Forgive him (and perhaps others too), my brethren...
Originally posted by Georgi
Nice move, Ode. Hijack their thread for a bar... and destroy the fools once and for all! I like it!!
Great minds think alike. What would you like? E.S.S.,
purple beer?
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 2:09 am
by Nippy
It is true, I am here, The Lord Marshall of COMM. I will temporarily hold The True Weasel's position, I will be steward in his stead. Have no fear COMM brothers, we are poweful beyond compare!
@ Morlock, welcome to the fold brother, you will be a proud member of COMM...
@ Maharlika, thank you for the welcome brother, brother der Moench will brew a good batch this year in honour of the acension of COMM!
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 2:35 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Maharlika
Re: We have arrived...
OK.
Now leave.
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 3:46 am
by Minerva
Re: Forgive him (and perhaps others too), my brethren...
Originally posted by Xandax
Think it is time to call in the nice men in white coats - sombody has taken a tat to many purple pills
Originally posted by Maharlika
...for he (and they) doesn't know what he is saying...
Xandax, Maharlika's right, he has not taken too many purple pills.
He forgot to take them! He's been taking
purple with yellow stripes instead. *yuck!*
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:17 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
I don't think we serve those. C'mon, orders, people!
@Beldin, don't fight them, it only encourages them. Corrupt them with virtual alcohol instead.
I've got another trick up my sleeve...
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:20 am
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I don't think we serve those. C'mon, orders, people!
@Beldin, don't fight them, it only encourages them. Corrupt them with virtual alcohol instead.
I've got another trick up my sleeve...
Dear God!
The SLURR's have taken over the board.
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:33 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Tamerlane
Dear God!
The SLURR's have taken over the board.
[Darth Vader Voice] Wrong, young Jedi ![/Darth Vader Voice]
We have just set things in motion which were intended from the day the board was created.
Repent !
Beldin
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:33 am
by Nippy
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:36 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:41 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Nippy
Not on your life boyo! They couldn't control their own bladders, let alone the board!
Oh, we don't want to
control the board, just take it over.
Which we did several months ago, by commandeering the largest supply of virtual alcohol here on SYM and selling it at giveaway prices (ie. for free). Our competiton has been ruined, and we now have a monopoly on all SYM booze! Ha ha ha!
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 10:51 pm
by Morlock
Sorry I didn't claim my position, but my dog is having a crisis of faith. He doesn't believe he should listen to me any more.
BTW- what is my position? (Or do I just pick a stupid title I like and spam? )
Posted: Thu May 23, 2002 1:52 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Thu May 23, 2002 4:14 am
by Nippy
Silence Ode, your insolence will be crushed! Morlock san,our positions are given to us by each other. For instance, Brother der Moench is the brewer of the group and Brother CM is our hunter for information, he stalks enemies for us.
What will Brother Morlock be, Palanquendi?
