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In The Gutter

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 12:45 pm
by Yshania
5K *sigh*

No congratulations!! This is a sad day. To compound that Monday feeling, I have over time posted quicker than I could delete so have decided my only option is to skulk in a darkened corner, with a cold glass, and a miserable expression. Dare the pit? It is bring a bottle and pour into yonder vat…'t will make for an interesting punch don’t you think? Only the miserable and wretched are admitted. I have cranked the jukebox and am currently trying to imitate Morrissy by galloping around swinging a bunch of gladioli that is bigger than I am.

'Hang the DJ!, hang the DJ!'

Hmmm! That is an idea!! We will make this is a fancy dress party. All those who make the effort will be awarded free membership which includes special discounts and loyalty points - the menu on the bar details where you may spend your points. The theme for today is 1970s and 1980s. Pick a character from this era, from any media, who you wish to imitate, give us a few clues, and we shall guess who you are.

puts down Gladioli - too obvious

I am:

A dark haired female singer from Bromley in Kent (UK). I have a weakness for make up, shredded leathers and zipped rubber suits. I did a few propaganda shots for Malcolm McClaren's gob empire circa 1976. I have - in fact - performed a duo with Morrissy…a strange yet compelling mixture of talents…maybe it was our sick sense of humour that brought us together?

The den of iniquity is now open to pitiful patrons of the gutter… ;)

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:13 pm
by C Elegans
Many congratulations Ysh!

*Hug!* I have to run now, but I'll return later to the party - with a really fancy dress :D :D

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:19 pm
by Mr Sleep
I have no idea whom you are... how about this one though

I was defined by one lip movement, it was my image and my theme. I wear leather and i ride motorcycles. I am quite partial to red and my hair is spiky like a porcupine.

@Ysh, i comiserate you on your 5K, i know how you feel :o

@CE, no jumping smilies for Ysh, well i am dissapointed :D

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:27 pm
by dragon wench
lol! :D The gutter, feels like my kind of hang out :D

*strolls in wearing very short blond hair and muttering something about the hazards of rain and strangers* ;)

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:38 pm
by Witch King
I'm gonna kick your @@@.

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:45 pm
by Gwalchmai
I have bowl-cut, long blond hair, wire-rimmed glasses, and boyish looks. Despite my musical and activist stance pro-environment, I installed a large gasoline storage tank at my property in Aspen (during the height of the energy crisis). My favorite exclamation is "Far out!"

Congratulations, Ysh!

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:47 pm
by McBane
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
I have bowl-cut, long blond hair, wire-rimmed glasses, and boyish looks. Despite my musical and activist stance pro-environment, I installed a large gasoline storage tank at my property in Aspen (during the height of the energy crisis). My favorite exclamation is "Far out!"

Congratulations, Ysh!
@ Gwally, do you know how to fly a plane?? :rolleyes:

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:48 pm
by Yshania
@CE - see you soon! I look forward to it! :D

@Sleepy - LOL! :D Elvis?

@DW - where else did you expect to find me? Annie?

@Foul - welcome! Gruntboy? :D

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:48 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
I have bowl-cut, long blond hair, wire-rimmed glasses, and boyish looks. Despite my musical and activist stance pro-environment, I installed a large gasoline storage tank at my property in Aspen (during the height of the energy crisis). My favorite exclamation is "Far out!"

Congratulations, Ysh!
John Denver? ;)

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:49 pm
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by McBane
@ Gwally, do you know how to fly a plane?? :rolleyes:
I thought I did, but apparently my knowledge was lacking.... :(

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:49 pm
by dragon wench
@Ysh....yes Annie Lennox :)
I still love her music :)

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:52 pm
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by dragon wench
John Denver? ;)
Rocky Mountain High still brings a tear to my eye... :D

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:54 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by dragon wench

@Ysh....yes Annie Lennox :)
I still love her music :)
;) I was a little thrown by the blonde, I always think her better days were as a red head :D

*stirs vat* I see the fancy dress has taken off and you are all after your free membership and loyalty points...but the beverage is a bit low :rolleyes: :p *tips in a few bottles of meths*

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:55 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Rocky Mountain High still brings a tear to my eye... :D
lol, yes..... *sighs nostalgically*
you know....I think we could be dating ourselves here :D

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 1:55 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by Gwalchmai

Rocky Mountain High still brings a tear to my eye... :D
LMAO!! :D

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 2:06 pm
by Vivien
Viv strolls in wearing strappy 3-inch white heels and jean short-shorts. For some odd reason (perhaps because it's the ladyish thing to do with high heels) she wears dark nylons under the short-shorts. Her head is covered by a wig with huge swirls of honey brown curls, and her shirt is a tight feminine shirt in a bright yellow color. She looks around for her brothers.

:D

I think she's from the 70's or 80's...her outfits always suggested it... ;)

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 2:10 pm
by Yshania
Dark nylons and white shoes? :eek: she needs locking up! :D

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 2:22 pm
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Yshania
@Sleepy - LOL! :D Elvis?
No, i suppose one could worship him in a sacreligious way :)

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 2:26 pm
by dragon wench
It would appear that the two wenches of SYM have neighboring pubs...no doubt located in SYM's red light district... :D
.....Take it Standing in the Gutter...... :eek: :D ;)

Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 2:27 pm
by Ned Flanders
@Viv, you're so much more attractive as yourself than posing as Daisy Duke (I like the shorts though)

Sleep - Sid Vicious???


Congrats on 5k, Ysh.


I might post a costume later on. very busy at the office today. quite uncharacteristic. Plus, I need to catch up on the story.