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It was bound to happen eventually...
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 4:29 am
by Kayless
That’s right fellow SYMians, I’ve finally reached the big 2k! It’s taken me quite a while, but it happened. Wow, 2000 posts. I’m not sure whether I should be happy, sad, or apathetic. 
But at least I’m honest enough to admit my egocentric need for recognition of this pointless feat. 
So let the congratulatory remarks and spamming commence! 
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 5:20 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Follow my lead and go for apathetic.
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 5:50 am
by Stilgar
Gratz, 2k, that's alot of Spam....................
Now it's time to rethink you're life and decide what you want to do with the rest of you're life.
Spend all free time in you're room behind a computer, replying at every thread you see, or go out, hear the birds sing, see the
sunshine, go to the forrest to take a walk, smell the flowers.......
It's you're choise,
I see you tomorrow
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 5:55 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Stilgar
Gratz, 2k, that's alot of Spam....................
Now it's time to rethink you're life and decide what you want to do with the rest of you're life.
Spend all free time in you're room behind a computer, replying at every thread you see, or go out, hear the birds sing, see the
sunshine, go to the forrest to take a walk, smell the flowers.......
It's you're choise,
I see you tomorrow
ROFL!
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 6:05 am
by Yshania
Congratulations Kayless!
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 6:06 am
by Mr Sleep
Egadz another spammer nipping at my heels, i must increase SPD until my post count is that of a God!
Witness:
The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts
Many scientists can't quite figure out how the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts finds time to respond to every single thread while still being able to eat and sleep. In addition to being able to post his opinions on every single topic that enters the forum or newsgroup, the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts is able to insult all newbies and people with less posts than him (ie, everybody else). You see, a true measurement of how cool you are can be linked to your bulk number of posts, not the quality of those posts. Plus, nothing says "hip dude" quite like somebody who spends all their day refreshing a forum page and posting one-line replies just so they can watch their post count increase.
EXAMPLES. The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts will post the following messages:
Counter-Strike forum: "Oh great, another NEWBIE IDIOT."
Star Trek forum: "LOL"
Honda Civic forums: "Sure. : )"
BTW, congrats Kayless
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 6:18 am
by Stilgar
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Egadz another spammer nipping at my heels, i must increase SPD until my post count is that of a God!
Witness:
The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts
Many scientists can't quite figure out how the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts finds time to respond to every single thread while still being able to eat and sleep. In addition to being able to post his opinions on every single topic that enters the forum or newsgroup, the Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts is able to insult all newbies and people with less posts than him (ie, everybody else). You see, a true measurement of how cool you are can be linked to your bulk number of posts, not the quality of those posts. Plus, nothing says "hip dude" quite like somebody who spends all their day refreshing a forum page and posting one-line replies just so they can watch their post count increase.
EXAMPLES. The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts will post the following messages:
Counter-Strike forum: "Oh great, another NEWBIE IDIOT."
Star Trek forum: "LOL"
Honda Civic forums: "Sure. : )"
BTW, congrats Kayless
Oohoh and what would happen if the person with the most posts on a forum would turn out to be a mod???
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 10:00 am
by Kameleon
Originally posted by Stilgar
Oohoh and what would happen if the person with the most posts on a forum would turn out to be a mod???
Said forum would break. Hang on....
It was you Sleepy wasn't it? Weasel is innocent
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 10:10 am
by Vivien
*hug* Congrats Kayless
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 10:14 am
by Nippy
Congrats big K!
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 11:08 am
by Georgi
Congrats Kayless
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 11:26 am
by Ned Flanders
congrats on the big 2k kayless.
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 11:47 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Kameleon
Said forum would break. Hang on.... It was you Sleepy wasn't it? Weasel is innocent
I did break the board once....however unintentionally....
The weasel incident was seperate, i am innocent of any misdealings in that, if i am not mistaken i wasn't even here when that happened
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 12:02 pm
by CM
Congrats Kayless!
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 12:24 pm
by Rob-hin
Oh No Kayless, what have you done?!?
Congrats
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 1:13 pm
by C Elegans
Many congrats Kayless
Slowly but steadily, you have turned into a major spammer. We all knew it would happen!
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 1:34 pm
by T'lainya
Congrats Kayless
Master of the disco frog avatar
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 2:04 pm
by KidD01
Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 5:24 pm
by Kayless
Thanks everyone. 
But I have at last seen the light will repent my spamming ways! So from now on instead of directly replying to a post I’m just going to repeatedly Private Message everyone on Game Banshee with my thoughts on any given topic. 
As for the Frog...
Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 1:14 am
by KidD01