Cheer Up Abysmal Nature!
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 10:51 am
Well, you may have thought that AbysmalNature's gloomy name was just a joke - a comedy facade for a perfectly normal person to use on the internet, to have some fun. This is not so. Extensive Scientific Research Shows that AN is actually the most gloomy person in the whole world. To back up my arguments, here are the titles of some of the few threads AN has created:
1)Why do nice guys finish last?
2)The Benefits of Insanity
3)Why can't reality be more like fantasy?
4)Shouldn't you clean your room?
5)How many of you know someone with a fatal disease?
6)The Definition of sanity
7)Who wants to rule the world?
8)Cute, fuzzy, wuzzy pet talk
9)Worst you have ever been sick.
10)What are some of your social problems?
11)Calling all bright sunny cheerful people
and I beg you to note that although (11) and (8) may look happy on the outside, there is an almost inperceptable contempt in the phrasing for Brightness, Sunniness, Cheerfulness, Cuteness, Fuzziness and Wuzziness. Go on, look carefuly.
So the purpose of this thread is to try and cheer AN up.
[Think of the Escape from Summer Camp scene in The Addams Family Values] Anyone who manages to make him laugh [as shown by a written 'LOL', 'ROFL', 'LMAO' or 'ROFLMAO'] or post a smiley gets.....a big kiss*. So get to it, kids.**
*This is not true.
** Any use of bribery, blackmail, extorsion, corruption, promise of sexual favours or death threats is not allowed, unless they're funny.
1)Why do nice guys finish last?
2)The Benefits of Insanity
3)Why can't reality be more like fantasy?
4)Shouldn't you clean your room?
5)How many of you know someone with a fatal disease?
6)The Definition of sanity
7)Who wants to rule the world?
8)Cute, fuzzy, wuzzy pet talk
9)Worst you have ever been sick.
10)What are some of your social problems?
11)Calling all bright sunny cheerful people
and I beg you to note that although (11) and (8) may look happy on the outside, there is an almost inperceptable contempt in the phrasing for Brightness, Sunniness, Cheerfulness, Cuteness, Fuzziness and Wuzziness. Go on, look carefuly.
So the purpose of this thread is to try and cheer AN up.
[Think of the Escape from Summer Camp scene in The Addams Family Values] Anyone who manages to make him laugh [as shown by a written 'LOL', 'ROFL', 'LMAO' or 'ROFLMAO'] or post a smiley gets.....a big kiss*. So get to it, kids.**
*This is not true.
** Any use of bribery, blackmail, extorsion, corruption, promise of sexual favours or death threats is not allowed, unless they're funny.
