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All the things that make US the number one country in the world...???

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 2:05 am
by Locke Da'averan
-they have ambulance written on the hood backwards so that people can look their mirrors to identify the van with lights flashing as an ambulance to give them room.

-you have to be 21 to get into a bar but you can buy light beer *yuk* at the age of 18, what's the point it's like bad tasting water

-you need a permission practically from everyone if you leave school early and if you do, a police car will follow your every step, because if something happens to you, the parents have a lawsuit against the school that they'll most likely win.

-people get millions from tobacco company for sueing(sp?) them because they got lung cancer after smoking 20 years, just because they recently switched to light-cigarettes and they didn't mention that they too can cause cancer.

-if something happens they always find someone or something to blame at-->bombing the living beegee's out of afganistan killing more civilians than terrorist and even americans as well, all this so that mr. president gets more popularity.(i do believe that Osama should be tortured for 10 years and the killed though)

i'm sure there's lots and lots more these things, i'm sure you americans over here can tell more

*runs away with a bullet proof blanket on my back* :D ;) :D :p :D

PS. this ain't thrashing just curious to know what other type of stupid :D things you people have in the "land of future" other than the moronic president, :cool: :cool:

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 3:36 am
by Rob-hin
- Great shows like Jerry Springer :rolleyes: ;)

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 3:43 am
by CM
RINGO STARR!!!!
N'SYNC!!!!

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 3:48 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by CM
RINGO STARR!!!!
:mad: Hey, Ringo isn't American... or is Liverpool in America now? Nobody tells me anything... :rolleyes: :D :p

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 3:51 am
by Robnark
- the americans stole liverpool (allegedly) :D :rolleyes:

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 3:55 am
by CM
Darn i thought i could pin that on the americans!! :D

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 3:57 am
by Robnark
it's probably their fault. how, i don't know, but it's an american conspiracy, no doubt about it :D

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 3:59 am
by CM
Yup just like watching East Enders!
Now that is all America's fault!
If they only showed the brits whta soap operas are really like! :D

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:00 am
by Robnark
what, like 'Dallas'? [shudder]

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:04 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by Robnark
what, like 'Dallas'? [shudder]
No, like Sunset Beach :eek: :eek: :eek:

Maybe it's a government conspiracy to lower the national crime rate by getting rid of Liverpool? :D *good thing Vixen's not here...*

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:05 am
by CM
Dallas being one, but Top Models as they call it here.
It is bold and something in english i think.
Anyway i would watch those compared to east enders, now that is just horrible!

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:07 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by CM
Dallas being one, but Top Models as they call it here.
It is bold and something in english i think.
The Bold and the Beautiful... OMG, that's almost as bad as Sunset Beach... Of course, nobody here watches them because they're all on Channel 5 :D

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:08 am
by Robnark
yep. eastenders is poor, but you don't know poor until you've seen emmerdale :eek:

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:10 am
by CM
Emmerdale?
What is that?
And whats wrong with channel 5?
I love it! :D :p

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:17 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by CM
And whats wrong with channel 5?
So many things, but let's start with Night Fever... :rolleyes: :p

Our soaps may be bad, but at least they have *actors* in them ;) Not to defend them much, I don't actually watch soaps... US, UK, Aussie... They're all rubbish :D

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:34 am
by CM
Originally posted by Georgi


So many things, but let's start with Night Fever... :rolleyes: :p

Our soaps may be bad, but at least they have *actors* in them ;) Not to defend them much, I don't actually watch soaps... US, UK, Aussie... They're all rubbish :D
Night fever is great. I love it! :D
See that is the problem you have actors and not actresses.
I mean the only reason i can think of watching a soap opera is to see a nice broad in something....

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:51 am
by Tamerlane
LOL
Originally posted by CM
I mean the only reason i can think of watching a soap opera is to see a nice broad in something....
You pretty much summed up the reason why males watch soapies. :D

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:53 am
by CM
Hey i am the male chauvinist am i not?

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:58 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Georgi
No, like Sunset Beach :eek: :eek: :eek:
I'll have you know that is one of the funniest programs ever created :D

Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 4:59 am
by Tamerlane
Hey i am the male chauvinist am i not?


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Hmmm, is this a trick question...

Well I guess you are then ;) :D