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Your best insults-no spam
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 1:16 am
by Craig
Only real life.
The other day, a Girl(holding a mobile phone) was round the p.e block at my school, some on in the group I was in said "Mobile phones aren't aloud at school!" She replied quickly "Does this face show concern?!" and pointed to her face. Purly out of instinct, I retorted, "No...Wait, thats a face?"; she promptly left.
So do any of you have good insults?
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 1:42 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
No prizes for guessing what AR's is gonna be...
I used to have some great insults, but after people stopped forcing me to use them a few years ago I've forgotten most of them.
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 2:32 am
by Gruntboy
"What colour is the sky on your planet?"
I use it all the time.
PS Good one Craig.
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 4:16 am
by Jace
Said to a freind of mine when she and her (ex) boyfriend where having an argument.
You pathetic pile of genetic misinformation!
Edit - Sorry, first quote was wrong, that should read
"You pathetic mishmash of genetic misinformation!"
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 4:24 am
by Rob-hin
Mine are just to durty for this place.
Let's just keep it at it, that it includes a horses genitals...
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 5:22 am
by Beldin
The Linkmaster strikes again !
Try
this or
this.
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 2:57 pm
by Yshania
Not mine (I am too kind
) , but my dad's.
I once overheard him say to someone 'you are two faced and sit on the best one'. Okay, it was a little cruder than that and involved an 'h'
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 3:17 pm
by Aegis
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
Actually, my best one probably is...
"You walk quite well for someone who has his head stuck up his own ass..."
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 3:24 pm
by Morlock
I use this one all the time-
"Hey, here's a game for ya! why don't you put a gun in your mouth and see how many times you can pull the trigger?"
"May your enemies get cramps in their legs.... when they dance on your grave."
"May a genie grant you all your wishes- and then mistake you for your wost enemy"
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 5:46 pm
by KidD01
"Get a brain !"
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 6:38 pm
by Aragorn Returns
No prizes for guessing what AR's is gonna be...
i've pretty much given up on insults, i've decided a quick kick to the groin is much more effective. actually used it today, there was some bulgarian kid that i don't like so i naturally started making fun of bulgaria (even though i know nothing about it, so anyway, he gets pissed and comes after me, pulls my hair (very girly stupid way of fighting, got me mad) so i kicked him in the nuts, also very stupid girly way of fighting, but hey, who cares.
the "does the face show cocern" thing is just so incredibly annoying i would have to say it deserves a kick in the groin. and they're called cell phones!
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 6:40 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
i've pretty much given up on insults, i've decided a quick kick to the groin is much more effective. actually used it today, there was some bulgarian kid that i don't like so i naturally started making fun of bulgaria (even though i know nothing about it, so anyway, he gets pissed and comes after me, pulls my hair (very girly stupid way of fighting, got me mad) so i kicked him in the nuts, also very stupid girly way of fighting, but hey, who cares.
the "does the face show cocern" thing is just so incredibly annoying i would have to say it deserves a kick in the groin. and they're called cell phones!
I don't know whats worse. I guy who admits he rather kick a guy in the balls, or a guy that abuses "your momma" jokes....
Posted: Thu May 02, 2002 6:44 pm
by Aragorn Returns
ah, i'd say they're both about the same
Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 1:05 am
by Locke Da'averan