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Let me set the stage for you. I’m getting ready this morning, and things are progressing like most mornings, until events take an unexpected turn. At one point I find myself standing naked in front of the mirror with an electric razor in one hand and a blade razor in the other. This is not normal. Neither are my thoughts at the time. I’m looking at my already somewhat hair free torso, and I’m thinking, “You know, I can improve on this.” Mind you, I only have a small amount of chest hair and just fine down on my belly, but I’m thinking that perhaps I’d like to be really smooth for change. Wisdom is not my best quality.

It takes me only moments to realize this is a poor idea, but what am I to do? Quit with a partially shaved chest? It burns a bit… but nothing like it is going to later. And it isn’t easy going either, the hair is so fine it just seams to glide under razor without being cut, forcing me to scrape away for several minutes. And then another unforeseen problem… once you work your way down, where do you stop? Ye gods! Why have you allowed me to do this?!

A half bottle of aftershave and a full bottle of lotion later, I wallow in my own stupidity. Not only does this feel awful, it doesn’t even look good. I’m pale and pasty from the winter, and it is all to clear that my stomach muscles are less visible than they were a few short months ago. So I’ll just workout this afternoon, right? Yep… and I can’t wait to start sweating.

ROFLMAO!!! That's class Waverly! Where do you get these brilliant
ideas?!

Thank you for sharing that Waverly. Now I will have nightmares for weeks.

Sweaty, shaved smooth and naked before a mirror ?

Wait 'till the marines hear of this....the'll beat a path to your door quicker than you can say "Aegis"....

No worries, we'll scrape up thy remains, Dr. Waverly and put them into a shine - ahem - SHRINE....

Beldin

Originally posted by Waverly
Let me set the stage for you. I’m getting ready this morning, and things are progressing like most mornings, until events take an unexpected turn. At one point I find myself standing naked in front of the mirror with an electric razor in one hand and a blade razor in the other. This is not normal. Neither are my thoughts at the time. I’m looking at my already somewhat hair free torso, and I’m thinking, “You know, I can improve on this.” Mind you, I only have a small amount of chest hair and just fine down on my belly, but I’m thinking that perhaps I’d like to be really smooth for change. Wisdom is not my best quality.

It takes me only moments to realize this is a poor idea, but what am I to do? Quit with a partially shaved chest? It burns a bit… but nothing like it is going to later. And it isn’t easy going either, the hair is so fine it just seams to glide under razor without being cut, forcing me to scrape away for several minutes. And then another unforeseen problem… once you work your way down, where do you stop? Ye gods! Why have you allowed me to do this?!

A half bottle of aftershave and a full bottle of lotion later, I wallow in my own stupidity. Not only does this feel awful, it doesn’t even look good. I’m pale and pasty from the winter, and it is all to clear that my stomach muscles are less visible than they were a few short months ago. So I’ll just workout this afternoon, right? Yep… and I can’t wait to start sweating.

It's OK Wav, just get yourself some of those QUICK HAIR GROWTH pills.

You're scaring me, @Waverly.

That's funny, the same thing happened to me this morning.

Originally posted by Beldin
Sweaty, shaved smooth and naked before a mirror

Remembering your night with Grunty, are we?

Originally posted by Aegis
Remembering our night with Grunty, are we?

Of course I remember...that was the night YOU took of with those guys of the 101th airborne.

Originally posted by Beldin


Of course I remember...that was the night YOU took of with those guys of the 101th airborne.

Yep.. It's not easy being a pilot....

Originally posted by Aegis
Yep.. It's not easy being a pilot....

If you played with one of the guys "Joysticks" - that doesn't make you a pilot...

That is hilarious!

So where did you stop Wav?

@Ned - it concerns me that you are on Waverly wave length - no pun intended

Maybe you should shave your eyebrows to be consistent.

by Ysh
@Ned - it concerns me that you are on Waverly wave length - no pun intended

Hooray! Hooray! Someone cares. It's okay though, it grows back. What are you doing on friday.

It will still be stubble on Friday

@Ned - what makes you think I like bald men? well, I suppose if they are suitably oiled.....

@McB - check your PMs

by Ysh @Ned well, I suppose if they are suitably oiled.....

Now your talkin' Name the flavor.

Castrol GTX

@Ned - erm...you are not partial to red stilletos and sequined handbags like your good drinking buddy Girlyman are you?

That's it Ysh, pick on my when my back is turned. Take for granted that I am not around to defend myself. HA! I fooled you didn't I?

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
That's it Ysh, pick on my when my back is turned. Take for granted that I am not around to defend myself. HA! I fooled you didn't I?

I'm surprised you admitting to being a Girlyman so easily BS....Ned drinks with a lot of people.....Ysh might not have meant you..

Her intent was obvious, rumors and innuendo have tainted my reputation. Nippy will pay. Oh, yes, Nippy will pay.