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Your mage cleric did what!? Long...

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 7:36 am
by gnomethingy
Possible Spoiler... and also very long. So very long...Infact now that I read it its mostly fluff, scroll to the bottom and you'l be fine, I personally think my fluff is entertaining and humerous but then again it IS my fluff...
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Aerie : form of cheese
Apon speaking to a friend several days ago about tob and the sickening amount of cheese that can be invoked (as per the ninth lvl mage spell : Cheese contingency and other such abilities, sunfire springs to mind...)
I heard of an incredibly cheesy and amsusing strat for mage clerics, if this is common knowledge please forgive my complete and total ingorance. I told my friend of my failed attemps to wack fire giants with Aerie and her spiffy new staff of the ram needless to say the fire giants werent impressed and preceded to chop Aerie into small peices wich they then ground into sand and so on and so forth until resurection was just not an option if you whine to much and run out of spells when my Harmless unasuming chaotic evil barbarian and his innocent and gentle companions, korgan and searavok have just faced about six fire giants and theres six more chasing viconia around that machine thingy while Edwin was pretty much doing nothing, having run out of spells hours ago on acount of the fact that I really hate resting.. where was I? Oh yeah, I was getting quite the beating when I remembered why Aerie was even in an evil party. Cannon fodder! quick everyone lets all run away and not tell Aerie (lol I bet you REALLY wish you could fly now) so Aerie is Promptly turned into Avariel paste (id already used all the other non evil npc's in hopeless tanking missions aside from jan who resides comfily within my pocket plain, all magic items and valuables heaped at his feet in tribute!
At any rate, I was speedily told that Aerie could wipe out my entire party in mellee combat, refusing to beleive this I was quickly showed an incredibly Cheesy strat that does litteraly turn Aerie into an Automaton of death and destruction and while its probably not as good as some of the put this that and the other spell in this that and the other contingency press enter and laugh merrily as a lvl 1 bard kills five hundred of each boss in the game at the same time (Is that over the top?) but its still incredibly funny to watch Aerie dealing out sound whoopings in mellee

Ever see the Dialogue, I think it happens in the Kill torgal quest where Aerie asks if you have any tips for combat?
Aerie : Do you have any tips for combat?
PLayer Char : Yeah, just do this....Place in chain contingency (enemy sighted) : Regeneration, Champions strength, globe of blades.
And contingency (enemy sighted) : Rightous magic
Minor sequencer : Armour of faith, draw apon holy might
Sequencer : Holy power, Blur, mirror image
Trigger : Tensers transformation, Improved haste, Spirit armour
Be sure to have The girdle of Furtitude special ability cast before begining.
Before seeing enemy, cast improved alacrity followed by black blade of disaster then cast the
sequencer, the minor sequencer move into range of enemy quickly to allow contingencies to fire then
cast spell trigger. Have fun!

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:59 pm
by Obsidian
Oww :D

Hey userunfriendly, I think you might have a little competition! :D

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 6:40 pm
by gnomethingy
:( Its cheesier than I originaly though, I tested it today. I decided to put Aura of flaming death in the chain contingency instead of globe of blades btw also even when at max lvl Aerie (or any other cleric mage im sure) only has 2 ninth lvl spell slots so black blade needs to be cast from a scroll

The result made me truly sick.

Maxed out Aeries lvl with clua then did the thingy
Aerie was equiped with NO items, NOTHING save the girdle of fortituds and apon casting the spells sequencers ect gained
Str : 24
Dex : 23
Con : 24
Attacks : 2 (Gotta work on that)
Thaco : -19
AC : -15
Plus the innate Abilities of the black blade and always does max damage
Mind you Aerie had NO items (save the girdle) and when tested against a lvl 40 monk she killed him in 9 seconds real time
I did a test with some items, (needed to cast Str to wear some)
Darksteel sheild, baldurans helm, sensate amulet, ring of gaxx, ring of earth control, sloak of sewers, asyehjhdsaunds elven chain and all I got was LOTs more ac -25 i think... still killed killed the monk in 12 seconds this time (he was using greater ww and hardyness) not bad for Aerie. this post would have Korgan in tears methinks.. needs you to be super lvl though so its prob only good for a larf and it certainly is a larf

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 7:06 pm
by gnomethingy
Not meaning to spam or nuffin but I just had a disgusting revelation.. since only two seventh lvl preist spells are needed and you get one free if you have a holy symbol Just Steal AnoIwishIwasarealmans then you could do this dual class and that adds a sickening twist, a very sickening twist. You know how I said I needed to work on the two attacks thingy? Seeking sword gives you three attacks and adds str damage if being used by your main char (26 max if rightous magic is to be beleived) well Dualing a priest of helm to mage as soon as he had 1 lvl one mage spell and one special abilitie (aura of flaming death) would yeild you the same as Aerie, -the black blade but with 6 attacks! not bad for a mage cleric!

six attacks at -14 thaco? and -15 ac while wearing NO items! im sold

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:01 am
by UserUnfriendly
read the bottom of this post...

http://gamebanshee.com/forums/showthrea ... adid=15173

sorry obi, and gnome, this character needs some serious work to be in th major cheese catagory, great first effort, though...

give aerie, using sk, druid spells natures beauty and greater elemental summons... a triple natures beauty, holy word and sunfire has got to be believed...

load up on chain contingency and simmy, trigger when see enemy, and give her use any item, and spectral brand, +5, ivoke armor piercing , this will jump her thaco to -10 or so, and have each simmy summon dancing sword.