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Admit it. When you go online and it's late at night, and no one is on SYM (or at least, no one you like), you watch TV. And not just TV, but infomercials.

No, I don't believe you, everyone does, it's ok. You like them.

But do you have what it takes to produce an infomercial? I doubt it. Let's see if you can write what is known as the CTA (Call to Action), or the part of the infomercial where the Voice Over comes in to pitch the product and tell you to act now.

Here are a few phrases to help you out:
"limited time guarantee"
"call in the next thirty minutes and you'll get a coupon redeemable for fifteen minutes of phone sex with Waverly's mom...."
"it even cuts through a tin can!"
"But that's not all..."
"Extra bonus! 30 lashes with a whip from Vivien'"
etc, etc.

So write a Call To Action from 3-40 lines long and the winner and runner up will be determined by a vote, and will recieve a bunch of cookies.

Ok, good luck to you all.




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A thirty day, free trial in the online forum, Speak Your Mind ($197.08/month after the first month) of course.

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(Nice thread BTW Foul )

Right on Sleep!

Sleep so far is the UNANIMOUS victor.

Originally posted by Witch King
Right on Sleep!

Last time you were here - ages back - you had job troubles (you weren't getting paid) how goes it now?

Unanimous victor, well yea me!!

Originally posted by Mr Sleep


Last time you were here - ages back - you had job troubles (you weren't getting paid) how goes it now?

Well, I still haven't been paid from that job, and I don't think I ever will. I moved across the country and started in a new company in my industry which I've been at for about 8 months. I'm pretty tired of it, my drive is sort of gone, but the money is good. How has your life been?

Originally posted by Witch King


Well, I still haven't been paid from that job, and I don't think I ever will. I moved across the country and started in a new company in my industry which I've been at for about 8 months. I'm pretty tired of it, my drive is sort of gone, but the money is good. How has your life been?

That must be annoying

My life is not too bad at all, work takes up most of my time and the pay is crap, but i enjoy it (as much as one can ) Other than that everything is pretty easy going, i have been considering going back into education, not sure what yet though

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my disclaimer got chopped up

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I would love to respond to this thread, but I never watch TV commercials, so I dont know what you are talking about

Originally posted by Dottie
I would love to respond to this thread, but I never watch TV commercials, so I dont know what you are talking about

another LIAR. You are so in love with infomercials.

Originally posted by Witch King

another LIAR. You are so in love with infomercials.

Yeah, I know. But someone had to say that.

Originally posted by Dottie


Yeah, I know. But someone had to say that.

I agree, though I was expecting the wise-ass comment to come from someone else. So, how are you voting on the T'lainya As Tyrant Poll?

Originally posted by Witch King


I agree, though I was expecting the wise-ass comment to come from someone else. So, how are you voting on the T'lainya As Tyrant Poll?

The zero doesnt bother me really, but I can rest my vote if you prefer that.

Originally posted by Dottie


The zero doesnt bother me really, but I can rest my vote if you prefer that.

I do prefer, thank you.

T'lainya: Ha!

Originally posted by Witch King


I do prefer to hide alone in my room for weeks at atime with the curtains closed, never going outside for anything, and staring at the walls for hours thank you.

T'lainya: Ha!

Thats ok Foul, you're entitled to live like that if you want

ANOTHER ABUSE OF POWER

Originally posted by T'lainya

Thats ok Foul, you're entitled to live like that if you want

You knew this would appear on the top of the page and stay there, and you did it deliberately. Can we rate Moderators?

You like the abuse

Originally posted by Witch King



You knew this would appear on the top of the page and stay there, and you did it deliberately. Can we rate Moderators?

It only stays on the top of the page if you have your page viewing options set at whatever yours are set at. On my page it appears near the bottom. If you persist in this behavior I'll hack your computer and change all your wallpapers, icons and backgrounds to Weasels "The Cher years" picture

Is that a threat? You wouldn't dare. Besides, I'll just bribe Weasel to crash the boards again, and when they are re-instated, I'LL BE ADMINISTRATOR.

You're planning a coup against Buck?!? TRAITOR!