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Urgent! Exporters required

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:26 pm
by Minerva
Please someone send me boxes full of Pepperoni...(Bridgford Brand) , to bait Weasel (that's what Sly posted) for me, before the hill will be covered will Weasel-manure. :(

You don't have to come up the hill. Just drop them on the seashore, so that I can keep him near the sea, and eventually kick him into the sea.

Thank you.

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:47 pm
by Waverly
I dunno what Weasel has to do with this, but I'm concerned about Minerva's open solicitation for 'pepperoni' :o

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:53 pm
by Weasel
Urgent! Swimmers required
Originally posted by Minerva
so that I can keep him near the sea, and eventually kick him into the sea.

Thank you.
"Weasel's things to do"

(1) Learn to swim.

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:57 pm
by Minerva
@Waverly: Hello, mate. :D

Weasel's crimbing up the hill, and SlyW advised me that Weasel's can be caught by pepperoni. :) No one else gave me other options so far, and I need to catch him and throw him into the sea as soon as possible.

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:58 pm
by Minerva
Re: Urgent! Swimmers required
Originally posted by Weasel

"Weasel's things to do"

(1) Learn to swim.
Good. Now Weasel has to go near the water... :D

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:07 pm
by fable
I'm sure glad I happened into this new topic. Now everything is so much clearer. :rolleyes:

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:32 pm
by T'lainya
Swimming Weasels? *eek*

@ Minerva, I don't know where you obtain pepperoni on short notice :eek: Maybe cookies would work instead? :eek: Or a flamethrower :)

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:33 pm
by Maharlika
"concerned"?
Originally posted by Waverly
I dunno what Weasel has to do with this, but I'm concerned about Minerva's open solicitation for 'pepperoni' :o
...somehow coming from you Waverly, a better word would be more appropriate... hmmm? :rolleyes:

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:34 pm
by T'lainya
Originally posted by fable
I'm sure glad I happened into this new topic. Now everything is so much clearer. :rolleyes:
You expected SYM to be clear? :eek: :confused: :D

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:40 pm
by fable
Originally posted by T'lainya

You expected SYM to be clear? :eek: :confused: :D
No, not really. But it's sort of like walking through a a Russian fairytale. It just keeps getting stranger and stranger... :eek:

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:45 pm
by T'lainya
Thats weasel for you :D Curiouser and curiouser :D

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:56 pm
by der Moench
Weasel roulette
Originally posted by T'lainya
Thats weasel for you :D Curiouser and curiouser :D
And you people wonder why he has a cult following - hey, we're just always wondering what might come next! :p Kinda like - not a Russian fairytale - more like Russian roulette! :cool:

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 8:19 pm
by VoodooDali
hands Minerva a lasso

orders Pepperoni Pizza from Soprano's Pizza here in Jersey...they will deliver

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:26 pm
by fable
Originally posted by VoodooDali
hands Minerva a lasso

orders Pepperoni Pizza from Soprano's Pizza here in Jersey...they will deliver
It's difficult to believe that not 90 minutes away from where I live, is a person in the same state who understands the meaning of Dadaism.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 2:15 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by fable


It's difficult to believe that not 90 minutes away from where I live, is a person in the same state who understands the meaning of Dadaism.
:D ..there's a lot to be said about the american school system... ;)

No worries,

Beldin :cool:

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 2:22 am
by Xandax
Re: Swimming Weasels? *eek*
Originally posted by T'lainya
@ Minerva, I don't know where you obtain pepperoni on short notice :eek: Maybe cookies would work instead? :eek: Or a flamethrower :)
I've always found a fully automatic asult-rifle to do the trick ...... ehhh, of course I've never tested one (At least that is why my lawyer says).

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:43 am
by Vicsun
Re: Re: Swimming Weasels? *eek*
Originally posted by Xandax


I've always found a fully automatic asult-rifle to do the trick ...... ehhh, of course I've never tested one (At least that is why my lawyer says).
Hmm... maybe you can load the assult-rifle with pepperoni? :D

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:50 am
by josh
Am I missing something here? Of all the time I've spent here, I've never been able to figure you guys out. :D

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:00 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Minerva
Please someone send me boxes full of Pepperoni...(Bridgford Brand) , to bait Weasel (that's what Sly posted) for me, before the hill will be covered will Weasel-manure. :(

You don't have to come up the hill. Just drop them on the seashore, so that I can keep him near the sea, and eventually kick him into the sea.

Thank you.

@Minerva ( can I call you Minnie ? :D ) :
Be prepared for a fight ! Weasel might be a tough adversary....

Look here. ;)

No worries,

Beldin :cool:

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 9:39 am
by Minerva
@T'lainya: I'm not sure cookie would work in this case. It may excite Weasel... :( I must set traps to prevent him from coming up my hill, you know. I use flame after that. :D

@VoodooDali: Thanks. I must order loads of them...