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Urgent! Exporters required
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:26 pm
by Minerva
Please someone send me boxes full of
Pepperoni...(Bridgford Brand) , to bait Weasel (that's what Sly posted) for me, before the hill will be covered will Weasel-manure.
You don't have to come up the hill. Just drop them on the seashore, so that I can keep him near the sea, and eventually kick him into the sea.
Thank you.
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:47 pm
by Waverly
I dunno what Weasel has to do with this, but I'm concerned about Minerva's open solicitation for 'pepperoni'

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:53 pm
by Weasel
Urgent! Swimmers required
Originally posted by Minerva
so that I can keep him near the sea, and eventually kick him into the sea.
Thank you.
"Weasel's things to do"
(1) Learn to swim.
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:57 pm
by Minerva
@Waverly: Hello, mate.
Weasel's crimbing up the hill, and SlyW advised me that Weasel's can be caught by pepperoni.

No one else gave me other options so far, and I need to catch him and throw him into the sea as soon as possible.
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:58 pm
by Minerva
Re: Urgent! Swimmers required
Originally posted by Weasel
"Weasel's things to do"
(1) Learn to swim.
Good. Now Weasel has to go near the water...

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:07 pm
by fable
I'm sure glad I happened into this new topic. Now everything is so much clearer.

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:32 pm
by T'lainya
Swimming Weasels? *eek*
@ Minerva, I don't know where you obtain pepperoni on short notice

Maybe cookies would work instead?

Or a flamethrower

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:33 pm
by Maharlika
"concerned"?
Originally posted by Waverly
I dunno what Weasel has to do with this, but I'm concerned about Minerva's open solicitation for 'pepperoni'
...somehow coming from you Waverly, a better word would be more appropriate... hmmm?
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:34 pm
by T'lainya
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:40 pm
by fable
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:45 pm
by T'lainya
Thats weasel for you

Curiouser and curiouser

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 8:19 pm
by VoodooDali
hands Minerva a lasso
orders Pepperoni Pizza from Soprano's Pizza here in Jersey...they will deliver
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:26 pm
by fable
Originally posted by VoodooDali
hands Minerva a lasso
orders Pepperoni Pizza from Soprano's Pizza here in Jersey...they will deliver
It's difficult to believe that not 90 minutes away from where I live, is a person in the same state who understands the meaning of Dadaism.
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 2:15 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by fable
It's difficult to believe that not 90 minutes away from where I live, is a person in the same state who understands the meaning of Dadaism.

..there's a lot to be said about the american school system...
No worries,
Beldin

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 2:22 am
by Xandax
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:43 am
by Vicsun
Re: Re: Swimming Weasels? *eek*
Originally posted by Xandax
I've always found a fully automatic asult-rifle to do the trick ...... ehhh, of course I've never tested one (At least that is why my lawyer says).
Hmm... maybe you can load the assult-rifle with pepperoni?

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:50 am
by josh
Am I missing something here? Of all the time I've spent here, I've never been able to figure you guys out.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:00 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Minerva
Please someone send me boxes full of Pepperoni...(Bridgford Brand) , to bait Weasel (that's what Sly posted) for me, before the hill will be covered will Weasel-manure.
You don't have to come up the hill. Just drop them on the seashore, so that I can keep him near the sea, and eventually kick him into the sea.
Thank you.
@Minerva ( can I call you Minnie ?

) :
Be prepared for a fight ! Weasel might be a tough adversary....
Look
here.
No worries,
Beldin

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 9:39 am
by Minerva
@T'lainya: I'm not sure cookie would work in this case. It may excite Weasel...

I must set traps to prevent him from coming up my hill, you know. I use flame after that.
@VoodooDali: Thanks. I must order loads of them...