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The New and Improved Slyweasel's Answer to Everything

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:45 pm
by Weasel
Since COMM is no more and I will not fall prey to the Flamers or the Spammers..I asked Sly to comeback (And save the board) and answer the questions you can't get answered anywhere else.


Ask away....but be warned, Sly will be doing the answering, so don't hold his remarks against me.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:54 pm
by frogus
what is that dull thudding on the back of my skull?

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:59 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by frogus
what is that dull thudding on the back of my skull?
Sly appears...A woodpecker...quit standing in the park in a daze!

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 4:25 pm
by Aegis
what exactly is the deal with Wankerly? :D

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 4:28 pm
by Sailor Saturn
What is the true origin of Georgi's alleged(sp?) hamster-fetish?

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 5:53 pm
by der Moench
Where can I get a really good rhubarb pie?

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 6:37 pm
by Minerva
My goodness, he's back. :eek:

Err, Sly, do you wear speedo as well?

Another question is, can we expect to see a competition between you and Doc the all-knowing (as he claims) near future?

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 6:52 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Minerva
My goodness, he's back. :eek:

Err, Sly, do you wear speedo as well?

Another question is, can we expect to see a competition between you and Doc the all-knowing (as he claims) near future?
Your implying that he wears clothing... :eek: :o :D

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 8:30 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Aegis
Your implying that he wears clothing... :eek: :o :D
I don't know, do I... That's why I asked.

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 8:45 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Minerva
I don't know, do I... That's why I asked.
Well if anyone should know whether you wear clothing or not, @Minerva, it should be you. Asking a weasel for an answer to that is just plain ridiculous. Hmph. :p ;)

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 9:34 pm
by Obsidian
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave god?
And secondly, if Absolut Vodka hammers me absolutly, where do I wake up in the morning?

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:15 pm
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Weasel
Ask away....but be warned, Sly will be doing the answering, so don't hold his remarks against me.
No fun, and I was so looking forward to putting the 'Don't shoot the messenger' adage into practice. Excluding the don't of course ;) :D

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2002 2:56 am
by Weasel
More vict...I mean guest.

Sly awakens....

Originally posted by Aegis
what exactly is the deal with Wankerly? :D
The old problem that gets everyone in the end (Besides Fable that is)...Old age is catching up to him.

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn
What is the true origin of Georgi's alleged(sp?) hamster-fetish?
At the age of three (two years ago) a slick rat helped Georgi out when she was in trouble..since this day any furry animal that walks on all fours draws her undivided attention.

Originally posted by der Moench
Where can I get a really good rhubarb pie?
267 Little Lake Lane, Venice ,Louisana (Tell them Sly sent you and get a 20% discount)
Originally posted by Minerva


Err, Sly, do you wear speedo as well?

Another question is, can we expect to see a competition between you and Doc the all-knowing (as he claims) near future?
(1) Unlike The sleaze weasel I only wear my birthday suit. Want to see? (2). I see WrestleMania 45 on the horizon.

Originally posted by Obsidian
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave god?
And secondly, if Absolut Vodka hammers me absolutly, where do I wake up in the morning?

(1) Absolutely Corrupted (2) Absolutely flat on your back or stomach.

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:02 am
by Beldin
Dear Dr. Sly !

Does god exist ? And what's his phone number ?

yours,

A worrying one.

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:03 am
by Weasel
Re: Re: The New and Improved Slyweasel's Answer to Everything
Originally posted by fable


Well if anyone should know whether you wear clothing or not, @Minerva, it should be you. Asking a weasel for an answer to that is just plain ridiculous. Hmph. :p ;)
Takes and plugs in the handy dandy shower cam...............I can verify Mnerva takes a shower in the nude...Waverly don't run and buy a ticket just because of this.
Originally posted by Tamerlane


No fun, and I was so looking forward to putting the 'Don't shoot the messenger' adage into practice. Excluding the don't of course ;) :D
The Sly one was ahead of you here.

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:05 am
by Mr.Waesel
Why am i a GameBanshee member, and not even one of Weasel's alter-ego's?

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:06 am
by Weasel
Re: Dear Dr. Sly !
Originally posted by Beldin
Does god exist ? And what's his phone number ?

yours,

A worrying one.
I can verify she does exist...Phone number is..(Don't give this out to everyone) 867-5309

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:18 am
by Weasel
Talking to myself is fun.
Originally posted by Mr.Waesel
Why am i a GameBanshee member, and not even one of Weasel's alter-ego's?
(1). Finally you appear!! Your goal here at GB is to cause chaos (While talking about RPG's) (2). Who says your not one of Weasel's alter-ego's..you? But wouldn't Weasel say the samething.

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:23 am
by Vicsun
Re: Re: Dear Dr. Sly !

If a cirkle is a polygon with an infinite number of sides, how many sides have two cirkles got?

Are you sure Mr. Weasel isn't another alter ego?

How old are you?

What's your phone number?

Do you sleep with Weasels?

Wasn't Slyweasel banned?

And finally the question that worries me the most:

Why?

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:38 am
by Weasel
Dear Dr. Sly my hero!
Originally posted by Vicsun
If a cirkle is a polygon with an infinite number of sides, how many sides have two cirkles got?

Are you sure Mr. Weasel isn't another alter ego?

How old are you?

What's your phone number?

Do you sleep with Weasels?

Wasn't Slyweasel banned?

And finally the question that worries me the most:

Why?

(1). Infinite.
(2). No I'm not sure.
(3). 31
(4). ***-****
(5). Weasel does, I don't.
(6). Never!!
(7). Because I don't reload and I am the king of games...thats why.