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Aquinas: First causes
Aristotle: Excessive moderation
Camus: The plague
Chomsky: Became past tense
Copernicus: Revolution
Darwin: Unfit
Derrida: Deconstructed
Descartes: Stopped thinking
Einstein: Diced with God
Foucault: Disempowered
Freud: Slipped
Galileo: Stopped moving
Hegel: Gave up the Geist
Heidegger: Stopped being in time
Heisenberg: Uncertain causes
Hera****us: Fell in the same river twice
Hume: Turned an unknown shade of blue
Kant: Became transcendentally real
Kierkegaard: Sick to death
Levi-Strauss: Cooked
Machiavelli: Intriguing causes
Marcuse: Became multi-dimensional
Marx: Capital punishment
Nietzsche: Overpowered himself
Plato: Caved in
Popper: Falsified
Pythagoras: Squared on the hypotenuse
Sartre: Nausea
Schopenhauer: Involuntary causes
Skinner, B F: Bad behaviour
Wittgenstein: Became the late Wittgenstein

@Voodoo. LMAO!!

ROFLMAO...my my. That's some knowledge you've got there.

OH, that was good. Where did you find that, @VD?

Brilliant! LMAO!

What about:

Leibniz: Transferred his monad to a better world

ROFL

That reminds me of George Carlin's 11 aclock news skit:

"First of all the headlines: Welcome wagon runs over newcomers, good humor man slays ten, pen pal stabs pal with pen, pediatrition dies of childhood desease and Jaques Cousteao drowns in bathtub accident."

That also reminds me of real life irony- that Joe Mcarthy dies of cancer of the mouth.

ROFL Hillarious, Voodoo

What about:

Thomas Kuhn: Went into a paradigm shift
Richard Dawkins: Was too selfish

an alternative for Freud: Slipped and became subconscious
alternative Darwin: Deevolved because of unfitness

Lucretius: atomized?

Originally posted by fable
OH, that was good. Where did you find that, @VD?

From here: http://info.uibk.ac.at/c/c6/c601/edv/hu ... rce06.html

Originally posted by VoodooDali


From here: http://info.uibk.ac.at/c/c6/c601/edv/hu ... rce06.html

LOL! "Augustine: Hippo."

What about:

Hobbes: Eaten by wolves

hhmph. thought that was genuine 100% original piping hot Mama Vood humour. never mind.

*Sigh* i feel so uneducated

*psst! Sleep! Just do what I do: Smile and nod your head. Chuckle every time someone says something and try to find a conversation you can understand!*

Sounds like a plan...

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
*psst! Sleep! Just do what I do: Smile and nod your head. Chuckle every time someone says something and try to find a conversation you can understand!*

Gwally....so how are your marauding pigs?

(ps do you think i covered my tracks? )

We all know that at least one philosopher has died disputing the "The pen is mightier than the sword" claim.