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Solve the mystery
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 5:09 pm
by Waverly
Britney Breast Mystery
This has to be one of the greatest mysteries of our time. And by ‘greatest’ I do not mean ‘ponderous.’ I mean there is gratuitous cleavage.
Seriously now, if the photos are un-doctored, and I believe they are, what could explain the fluctiations that are so evident? Saline injections? Watch and marvel.
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 5:27 pm
by Yshania
Do they do saline injections?
I would have hazarded that weight gain/loss may be a more reasonable arguement than implants, but it doesn't appear to show anywhere else...and since her size did not continue to increase - but fluctuated...could have been her age/hormones? *shrugs* Bizarre...
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 5:38 pm
by Bloodstalker
Tire pump, balloons under the skin, what's to explain?
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 5:46 pm
by Robnark
@Bloodstalker
How to keep them from exploding under changing air pressures.
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 5:51 pm
by Bloodstalker
It is an exact science, and one that must be handled in the most delicate manner possible. And keep her away from any sharp objects.
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 6:31 pm
by Weasel
Hitting the big time!
Was that Gruntie doing the presentation???
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 8:53 pm
by VoodooDali
Side effects of one of Ned Flanders' concoctions?
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 9:01 pm
by fable
I wondered why there were rumors in the Louisiana bayous of alligators slit open in a manner familiar from ritual slayings. Ia ia, Cthulu!
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 10:42 pm
by Ned Flanders
I have nothing to do with it VoodooDali.
Thanks Waverly. One of the most stimulating documentaries I'd seen in quite a while. Best since American Pimp. Since I've never paid much attention to the starlet, I always just saw 'em as big'uns. How disillusioned I have truly been.
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 1:10 am
by Nippy
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 1:40 am
by Beldin
Nice documentation !
But - haven't you guys ever hear of this devilish thing called WONDERBRA ?
It makes Dolly Parton - lookalike out of the flattest chest you could think of... until you undress her....
SO - no worries,
Beldin, freelancing titologist
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 4:02 am
by Gruntboy
Re: Hitting the big time!
Originally posted by Weasel
Was that Gruntie doing the presentation???
Oh no, I'm rumbled.
I have two things to add to this discussion:
1) Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
2) Except the young, pure and innocent, who should strive to remain that way, we all know what happens to a woman's breasts when she lies down (or leans over, jumps, jiggles or bounces for that matter - sorry, I'm drooling again).
Personally I don't trust that boobie size calculator. I believe I will have to go in as an independent adjudicator for the UN and do some hands-on measuring under extreme test conditions.
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 7:12 am
by Ned Flanders
@Grunt,
I'll hold her down for you.
Since the UN would probably appreciate a second set of data points, I'll be happy to volunteer.
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 7:21 am
by Mr Sleep
I would have to think a great deal of it is padding, like the scene with the green fabric, that is probably some form of uplift technology. One can get implants that can be pumped up and down using a valve (Apparently
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Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 7:23 am
by Fezek
@Sleepy..There is a Ben Elton novel ( name forgotten) which describes the valve process very well. Literally, inflated buxoms!!
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 7:32 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Fezek
@Sleepy..There is a Ben Elton novel ( name forgotten) which describes the valve process very well. Literally, inflated buxoms!!
I have read every one other than Inconceivable, so that is probably where i heard it
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 7:36 am
by Gruntboy
@Ned, LMAO! Its a deal.
@Mr S, apparently?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 7:47 am
by Ned Flanders
by sleep
One can get implants that can be pumped up and down using a valve
I gotta get me some of those.
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 8:03 am
by Mr Sleep
