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I just hope this hasn't been around yet - at least I couldn't find it ..

Deng Deng - turn your sound on !

No worries !

Beldin

Whoa that was weird, really meessed up I tink , swang and impissalb, biit finny.

Open this up in several different Internet explorer windows. It gets crazy.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Open this up in several different Internet explorer windows. It gets crazy.

Will you come fix my computer after I do?

Talking about pointless....

Has one of the SLURRs out there any Idea what SLURR REALLY is ?

SLURR

Just found it on the net.....BOY AM I BORED OR WHAT ?


No worries,

Beldin

Ah foie we stole the name first, what right do they have to steal it from us, we stole it fair and square .

And no self respecting SLURR would have any idea of what the word SLURR means, most of us are to deep in da booze to know.

Okay, I did what it told me too, and nothing.

LMAO

I'm bored again:

Anybody here remember Minsc (BG-Series) ?

Enjoy:

Hamsterdance

...and don't tell Boo !



No worries, I'm still sane !

Beldin

OK. mates - this time it's a TEST !

Dirty Mind Test


My result :

Your score = 70

What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?



No worries,

Beldin

My Result = 55

What does your score mean?


Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

AND - Are you Jealous ?

Your score = 20

What does your score mean?
When it comes to jealousy, you're as cool as a cucumber. A coworker could beat you for a promotion and you'd probably be genuinely happy for them; your partner could share a cozy corner with an attractive stranger and you'd barely blink an eye. Where does this untouchable attitude come from? Well, you are most likely very confident - both in your own personal worth and your partner's loyalty to you. You may occasionally feel a twinge of envy (who doesn't), but overall you realize that the green-eyed monster is one creature you just don't want to mess with. Your relationships surely benefit from this attitude.

Jealousy 25.

Dirty Mind: 30
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Jealousy: 35
When it comes to jealousy, you're as cool as a cucumber. A coworker could beat you for a promotion and you'd probably be genuinely happy for them; your partner could share a cozy corner with an attractive stranger and you'd barely blink an eye. Where does this untouchable attitude come from? Well, you are most likely very confident - both in your own personal worth and your partner's loyalty to you. You may occasionally feel a twinge of envy (who doesn't), but overall you realize that the green-eyed monster is one creature you just don't want to mess with. Your relationships surely benefit from this attitude.
Answers below:

1
- You're introduced to three new co-workers who happen to be of the opposite sex. Would one of your first thoughts be, "which one would I most like to have sex with?"
yes
- Would you give up a year of your life if you could live out your ultimate sexual fantasy?
no
- You and your spouse are shopping for mattresses. Do you immediately think about how good the sex will be, rather than the sleep?
no
- You're at a friend's pool party and see their incredibly gorgeous 17-year old nephew (or niece) sunbathing. Do you fantasize about them?
yes
- You call up your girlfriend or boyfriend and they say they'll call you back because they're just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture?
yes
- If you were given a dollar for every time the thought of sex crosses your mind in one day, your wallet would have:
Twenty dollars.
- You run into a friend's ex at a business convention. You remember hearing how great they were in bed. Do you:
Think about what you're going to have for lunch.
- Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend's spouse?
no
Can you get a massage without thinking about sex?
yes
- Do you think about sex more than your career?
no

2
- Would it bother you if your current partner went out to dinner with their still single ex?
no
- You're at a party and your partner spends a significant amount of time talking to an extremely attractive single person of the opposite sex. Does it bother you?
yes
- You and your best friend are up for the same job. Your best friend gets it. Are you happy for them?
yes
- You find out that, in your parents will, your sibling is inheriting more than you are. Do you...
Get angry at your sibling
- You find out that your partner was at a bachelor party with strippers and there was whipped cream involved. Do you:
Confront them and talk it out.
- Have you ever hit star-69 to find out who just called your partner?
no
- You're at a party and you run into your recent ex with their new attractive boyfriend or girlfriend. Does it bother you?
no
- Do you get jealous if someone of the opposite sex checks out your partner?
no
- You and your best friend are out at a bar; an attractive member of the opposite sex asks for their number instead of yours. Are you jealous?
yes
- Has anyone ever filed a restraining order against you?
no

Dirty Mind=60. Probably because I'm single at the moment, so all those partner questions were more flippant than they would have been otherwise.
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

Jealousy=25. I loved the last question "Has anyone ever filed a restraining order against you?"
When it comes to jealousy, you're as cool as a cucumber. A coworker could beat you for a promotion and you'd probably be genuinely happy for them; your partner could share a cozy corner with an attractive stranger and you'd barely blink an eye. Where does this untouchable attitude come from? Well, you are most likely very confident - both in your own personal worth and your partner's loyalty to you. You may occasionally feel a twinge of envy (who doesn't), but overall you realize that the green-eyed monster is one creature you just don't want to mess with. Your relationships surely benefit from this attitude.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Open this up in several different Internet explorer windows. It gets crazy.

I know a way to make it even crazier...

Feel Free - and go on a TESTING spree !

Fun For Free - Lot's o'Tests...


Take the test that captures your eye and tell us about it... ....


No worries,

THAT's the last link for now...

Beldin, the Linkmaster


EDIT - One of my favourites: The Morality Test....(Last Question: Would you pee in a swimming pool? ROFLMAO !)


How moral are you?

Your score = 25

What does your score mean?
You seem to have created your own idea of right and wrong - and may not even stick to that. You generally disregard the moral rules set by the rest of society, bending the conventions to suit your own wants and desires. You likely have convincing arguments for all your moral diversions, but the truth is your actions may be seriously affecting others. If you take the handicapped spot in the parking lot, aren't you being just a tad selfish? If you lie to those close to you, you may do serious damage to the relationship... and who knows if you will ever be able to repair it. Try putting yourself in other people's shoes, and you should gain a whole new perspective - would you like someone reading your personal things? How about if someone scratched your car and then took off? It may seem easy to indulge in - and get away with - these faux pas, but perhaps you should consider whether they're really worth it in the long run.

Yes, I'm bored...

Dirty Mind Test: 40

Flirt Test: 35
You've been known to flirt on occasion, and probably have some refined seduction techniques... but you're not a hard-core, 24-hour-a-day flirt. You realize that there is a time and a place for seduction, and know when to shut off the charms. When you do decide to work your magic, however, look out world! This seems to be a healthy approach - flirting is a natural, fun way to strut your stuff, boost confidence and send the right message to objects of desire. On the other hand, we all know someone who flirts with everyone, everywhere... and it can be really annoying! Maintain this balance and flirting will serve you well.

Morality Test: 40
Although you don't always do the right thing, you certainly try your best to live up to your principles. You believe in the values of truth, respect, and honor, but have occasional moments of weakness - you are, after all, only human. You're generally a decent, moral person, but recognize that we are weak creatures and can be tempted to bend the rules for our own benefit. As the poet Erica Jong once said, "Your morals are like roads through the Alps. They make these hairpin turns all the time." How could you, for example, not be tempted to lie to help out a friend or family member in trouble? Or to read a few pages of your partner's letters or journals, lying out in the open and taunting you? While you shouldn't beat yourself up if you give in to temptation from time to time, you should also be careful not to cross the line between bending morality and outright shattering it.

Devotion Test: 55
Your results showed that you are sometimes devoted, but other times you turn your back on loved ones... which is not necessarily a bad thing. Love is not blind for you, which means there is a certain line others can't cross and still expect to have your loyalty. You set boundaries, which sends the clear message that you won't put up with crap. This results in healthy devotion, as opposed to self-sacrificing submission. You've got a backbone and a heart!

Ethical Test: 80
According to your score on the test, you are practically an angel! Most or all of your answers were the ethical thing to do. We can assume that you have a strong conscience and strive to be a decent person, even in situations of extreme temptation. Let's face it, we wouldn't be human if we didn't feel the occasional urge to get revenge, lie to get ourselves out of a hot spot, or make quick cash... even if hurting someone else in the process. The important thing, however, is that we have the reasoning capabilities to fight against that urge and conquer our selfishness. The good news is that you seem to be winning that battle; you are able to put other people's well-being above your petty (yet normal) instincts. This is a highly admirable trait, one you should be proud of. Don't let the world corrupt you!


Singles Test: 70
It's not a shock that you're still single. While you're surely a perfectly wonderful human being, you aren't putting yourself in situations where potential partners can discover your natural charm and magnetism! You're just not helping yourself find a date; you may turn down great opportunities to get to know people out of sheer laziness, set unreasonable standards for dating material, or behave in ways that do not signal "available". Perhaps you are an extremely independent person or you just don't really care if you manage to snag a compatible partner. If dating is just fun and games for you and you don't give a fig that you're single, there's nothing wrong with your casual dating behavior. If you are looking for love, however, it wouldn't hurt to start putting in more of an effort. Let your friends set you up, take some classes where you can meet other singles, and give people a chance before you decide they're not the one for you. As long as you don't cross that fine line between friendliness and desperation, you'll be boosting your chances of making a love connection!

People Pleaser Test: 55
Although you don't have a full-blown case yet, you've got some of the symptoms of the disease to please. In certain situations, or perhaps with certain people, you either put the opinion of others above your own, or do things that make you uncomfortable just to make them happy. At other times, however, you know yourself and don't compromise your integrity just to score points. While wanting to please is a healthy intention, sacrificing your own well-being for others is never a good thing. It will open the doors to people who might take advantage of your giving nature, and may even make you bitter. Keep being a generous person, but don't be afraid to put your foot down.

Blonde Test: 5
You haven't got a drop of blonde in you...whether or not you've been blessed with golden tresses. You don't behave in any of the typical blonde ways, and probably don't fall for all that stereotypical "dumb blonde" nonsense. You know that using hair color to determine character is ridiculous, and would rather be seen for the unique individual that you are. How very un-blonde of you!

Date Test: 80
Everyone's grandma would agree; you're a keeper. You're courteous, kind, and truly interested in your dates' feelings. When cruising the single's market, you put your best self forward and it probably pays off. You don't try to put on a big show and be someone you're not, and avoid the clichéd pick-up lines that never work. ("Your father must have been a thief - he stole diamonds and put them in your eyes" - come on!) You focus your energy on your date and give them a real shot at winning your heart, show genuine interest in the other person and hold back from bombarding them with stories of past loves gone horribly wrong. Your dates surely appreciate the level of respect you show - although, unfortunately, it doesn't guarantee a wildly successful love life. So if you've found the love of your life, congrats on a job well done. If not, hang in there. Someone will eventually see what a gem you are!

Tolerance Test: 75
Easy come, easy go; when it comes to tolerance, you're one laid back individual. There isn't much that can make you flinch, and you barely blink an eye at minor inconveniences or people who differ from the societal norm - whatever that is. You likely place a high value on acceptance, and may feel frustration with those who don't share your open-minded outlook. You wish everyone could just lighten up already and realize that we're all the same deep down. We may wear different clothes, speak different languages or have varying perspectives on life, but that's what makes the world an interesting place. Variety is the spice of life! Not to get hippy on you, but it's people with your view that can bring a higher level of harmony and tolerance to the world. You set a mighty fine example, and should do all you can to nurture this trait in others.

Commitment Test: 100
You're as dependable and committed as Hilary Clinton. You're generally not afraid to stick things out, whether it's a romantic relationship, job or any other life decision. You are naturally loyal by default; you assume when you're dating someone, for example, that it's an exclusive arrangement. You may realize that not everyone shares your outlook, but you just feel better living that way. The benefits of committing, after all, can outweigh the perks of having complete freedom. Sure, you can hook up with a different person every night, but would any of those people be there to rub your back when you're sick, or know your favorite ice cream flavor? You can move from apartment to apartment, but how will you ever get to know your neighbors? Overall, your unswerving outlook is mature and will likely bring you plenty of happiness. Just be sure not to get stuck in any ruts out of pure complacency.

Re: Yes, I'm bored...

Originally posted by Georgi
Yes, I'm bored...

I know how it is....that's how I found all those links...no worries, I'll think of more entertaining things......

Beldin

The Linkmaster Strikes Again !

**puts on flame resistant armor**

Here we go.....for all of you who are NOT interested in Worldcups in particular and soccer in general...

No more soccer !


No worries,

Beldin