Lame but laughably retarded chain emails you've received.
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:14 pm
I'm tired of receiving like 23 stupid chain emails each day. I'm not talking about spam, "Buy now and save!" emails from people you've never heard of, those are worse, but annoying stupid chain emails from your friends. They're only getting stupider, going from the "read this poem I wrote or die" ones to totally dimwitted ones like this I received a few days ago:
Quoted from Douchebaggy email:
In agony I responded by writing this and sending it to everyone that email was just sent to originally:
Whatever.
I didn't think chain emails could get any stupider than those "read this beautiful eloquent poem I wrote about lillies and if you don't forward it to 45 people in the next 4 seconds you'll wake up in a permenant drug hallucination tomorrow morning." emails, but this actually is worse somehow.
-Gnu
Ugh. Anyways, in this thread feel free to share stupid, mindless, and annoying chain emails you've received for the rest of us to laugh at. Even though we'll probably get the same email sooner or later, if we haven't already yet.
Quoted from Douchebaggy email:
It almost made me cry.
I had a really big argument with an American on a chat line and he >
said that Canadians suck!!! Well now we have a little bet going on
that I could get over 300 signatures before he could. So please copy
and paste this into a new letter (DON'T forward..to copy and
paste..press CTRL V
on a new email(press compose), sign it and send it on. And when you
are the
300th person send it back to I really
appreciate it
<about 250 signatures appear here>
In agony I responded by writing this and sending it to everyone that email was just sent to originally:
--What the hell kind of email was that?
"hEy pEePzZZzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 I jus had an arguement with this AMERICAN (*gasp!*) who said that CANADA SUCKED!!! So I, being the patriot I am, am fulfilling my obligation to defend my countryz honour by making the lamest bet in the history of civilzation by betting I could annoy the most people by sending them a dorky chain email asking for signatures to prove to him that Canada doez totally not suck. And the only way I can prove to him Canada does not suck is by annoying 300 people with this email! So if I get 300 signatures, we'll all win grammies in the catgergory of 'most people annoyed by a stupid chain email award!'"
I can just see how that supposed chat went:
sexy_gino_latino_loco69696969: n e hot guRLzzz wanna chat type 6969
horn_E_dude_6969: hot gurlz wanted in room 16
horn_E_dude_6969: hot gurlz wanted in room 16
horn_E_dude_6969: hot gurlz wanted in room 16
lance_bass_is_jesus: ne hot guyz wanna chat with sexy 13/f/CANADA ????????????////////////
horn_E_dude_6969: hot gurlz wanted in room 16
horn_E_dude_6969: hot gurlz wanted in room 16
korn_klown_d00d_666: Canada? Canada suckz ASSS!!! Yoo Ess Ay! Yoo Ess Ay! Yoo Ess Ay! Yoo Ess Ay!
lance_bass_is_jesus: eh <screw> U GUY!!! Canada does totally not suck!! That beer commercial told me so!!!!
korn_klown_dude_666: at least our navy doesn't consist of a battle-canoe and a raft!!
France: a battle-canoe and a raft? we surrender!
Whatever.
I didn't think chain emails could get any stupider than those "read this beautiful eloquent poem I wrote about lillies and if you don't forward it to 45 people in the next 4 seconds you'll wake up in a permenant drug hallucination tomorrow morning." emails, but this actually is worse somehow.
-Gnu
Ugh. Anyways, in this thread feel free to share stupid, mindless, and annoying chain emails you've received for the rest of us to laugh at. Even though we'll probably get the same email sooner or later, if we haven't already yet.
