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What's With The Purple Pills?
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:53 am
by Yshania
Dear Waverly,
My flashing GB ad-banner for today is "Today's purple pill is Nexium...(esomprezole magnesium) click for a free trial offer"
Have you finally managed to patent the ingredients and go into production?
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:55 am
by Gwalchmai
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:56 am
by Aegis
Bout time if you ask me!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:56 am
by CM
Good GOD!!!!
Waverly is mass producing those?
It is the end of the world as we know it.
Well atleast this place will be filled with COMM very soon
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:56 am
by Yshania
What worries me is that it appears he is marketing them as a heartburn remedy....
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:06 pm
by Morlock
My god, I'm gonna have to send Buck a threatning letter if he starts advertising Waverly's products!
#1:"I'm gonna send him a threatning Email!"
#2:"use the Dark red font for it."
#3:"I've got 546 different shades of red on my computor!"
The nerds in the Simpsons.
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:09 pm
by Yshania
He has a website specifically dedicated!!
http://www.purplepill.com
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:14 pm
by CM
NO NO!!!
This must be stopped!!!
Wankerly's pills must not be produced!!!
How?
No clue.
But atleast i said it!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:32 pm
by Sailor Saturn
I noticed that a few days ago, too; but I thought that maybe if I just ignored it, it'd go away.
Hasn't worked yet.
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:44 pm
by CM
hmm i haven't seen it.
But for some reason i see monkey's everywhere!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:20 pm
by Yshania
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:27 pm
by CM
No i think my COMMness scares the banner away.
I can not be tempted by these weak pills.
Plus what is teetotal?
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:37 pm
by Yshania
LOL!
Someone who is unlikely to be tempted to lower themselves to try anything vaguely alcoholic...or narcotic for that matter
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:45 pm
by CM
yes that be me, i will not lower myself to such such such Darkflamism!!
Plus look and Ned and BS - drinking hasn't helped them in anyway!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:48 pm
by Yshania
Helped them where? how do you know?
*slips a note to Waverly requesting Fas' share of purple pills*
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:50 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by CM
NO NO!!!
This must be stopped!!!
Wankerly's pills must not be produced!!!
Gaaah! And AstraZeneca makes them! I must move away from Sweden - the Cook Islands looks like a really nice place...
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:53 pm
by CM
Lets say Fonzie was not a single example of drunk behaviour at the tavern!
Yeah you can have my share, as long as you pay me for them.
They are after all meant for me, i will sell them to you for say a cheap price of 100 dollars per pill!
CE cook islands?
Why?
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:06 pm
by Yshania
$100 per pill?!?!? that is a steal!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:10 pm
by CM
Of course it is.
But you haven't seen the contract!
*puts a 100 page document on the table*
Those are the conditions before you can actually buy the pills!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:13 pm
by Yshania
You are talking to a trained contracts negotiator
everything and everyone is negotiable *qualifies terms and conditions and signs on the dotted line in anticipation - pushing the documents back for consideration*