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Newbies guide to the Forum
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 11:55 am
by Craig
This is the place to put all the links rules(as they are in tiny letters right at the top) and other usefull things like Weasle is a demented crow, not really but that sort of gossip info hybrid.Post away!
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 12:08 pm
by Bloodstalker
First and foremost, you are all being watched, and your tendancies being observed and recorded for future use against you.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 12:27 pm
by frogus
dumb jokes make the world go around
(a recent piece of graffitti seen scratched into the side of an eight hundred year old college in oxford reads: 'OXFORD IS WANKER' I almost cried

)
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 12:29 pm
by frogus
for all of my ultra Atlantic buddies, I believe that the closest translation for wanker would be jack off.
could be wrong though.....
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 12:41 pm
by KidD01
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 12:44 pm
by Craig
Don't trust me i am a ferrit
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 12:45 pm
by Yshania
@Frogus - but then something is lost in translation, isn't it?

I prefer the English version...I wonder where that student studied english!

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 2:32 pm
by frogus
@Yshania LOL
could always be a super-dry, irony riddled, sarcasm loaded, post post post-modern oxford sense of humour. could just be a fool though.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 2:48 pm
by Yshania
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 3:18 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Yshania
I like the first option since this representative of British society could possibly deem us intelligent and witty.
It won't always work like that, though... Some foreign people know the truth about Britain.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 3:23 pm
by Yshania
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 3:31 pm
by Bloodstalker
Second rule...........tell me all your little secrets, and I will make sure that no one on the baord attepmts to blackmail you.
trust me.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 5:18 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Rule No. 3: I AM GOD
---Note--- No remarks from anybody about this rule
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 5:28 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield
Rule No. 3: I AM GOD
---Note--- No remarks from anybody about this rule
Except for the fact that there were two rules higher?

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 5:41 pm
by Bloodstalker
rule 4
Thou shalt flirt openly and outrageously with any member of the forum that strikes your fancy, until the time that said member strips you down and submersed you in a vat of hot oils, at which time you must scale back the flirting to only subtle suggetions.
Also, as has been mentioned, beware of Weasel, as his eyes are beady and all his mannerisms are weasely.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 6:55 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
This is the latest prespammers guide.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 8:52 pm
by Aegis
Sheep make excellant companions
Fish are weapons of mass destruction
I am the local Sage (Back from my time off! FEAR ME!)
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2002 10:02 pm
by Bloodstalker
Sheep make excellant companions
And just how do you know.........
wait, I don't really want to hear the answer.

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2002 12:36 pm
by frogus
It won't always work like that, though... Some foreign people know the truth about Britain.
*****!!! *****!!**********!!!! ***!!!!! ******!!!! ****!!!!
oh my *****!!!!! ********!!!! shuttle****!!!!!
who told? come on! noone's leaving this forum until I know who that was!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2002 12:57 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by frogus
*****!!! *****!!**********!!!! ***!!!!! ******!!!! ****!!!!
oh my *****!!!!! ********!!!! shuttle****!!!!!
who told? come on! noone's leaving this forum until I know who that was!
Told what?
