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Mama Voodoo's School for Wayward Boys
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2002 1:34 am
by VoodooDali
1. If you find yourself here, it's where you need to be...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2002 1:39 am
by THE JAKER
OH, Mama!
actually though as wayward as I am, knowing you I fear I would be led even farther astray!
Oh well, lead on
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2002 4:15 am
by Maharlika
Who's your Ma-MEEE!!!
*remembers his foreigner-friends do a jock-like position waving an invisible whip 
and say, "Who's your Da-DEEEH?!!!"*
@VooD: Are you our long-lost Mah-MEEH????!!!! 
So, when do the lessons start? 
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2002 9:38 am
by McBane
**peeks out from behind Mama's apron** Is is safe to come out?? When's dinner?
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:09 am
by Maharlika
Sneaky plan...
*whispers to McBane* psssst...! Mac, whatabout pulling down Ma-maah's apron? 
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:14 am
by Shadow Sandrock
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:16 am
by Shadow Sandrock
Re: Sneaky plan...
Originally posted by Maharlika
*whispers to McBane* psssst...! Mac, whatabout pulling down Ma-maah's apron?
Need I come up with a Yo mama so fat joke in order to turn you off to yo mama?
Yo mama's so fat her autobiography is a travel brochure
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:22 am
by Maharlika
The Tutor...
Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock
Need I come up with a Yo mama so fat joke in order to turn you off to yo mama?
Yo mama's so fat her autobiography is a travel brochure
So, you's gonna be our baby sitter, neh? Well, I'm all ears then. Teach us then, da-DeeH!
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:25 am
by Shadow Sandrock
Re: The Tutor...
Originally posted by Maharlika
So, you's gonna be our baby sitter, neh? Well, I'm all ears then. Teach us then, da-DeeH!
*signs the little form*
All right kiddies, the first lesson in rebelling against the Mama is, don't let the mama find out. Your secret weapon will be a Nintendo 64 with two controllers attached to it, and a Mario Kart cartridge inside it. You will have to fight and scream and throw these fragile controllers whenever you get a chance to. Ma-meeh should be running away screaming if it all works out.
That's the evil secret plot of the Nintendo people after all, run out all the parents that hate it from the country and leave only the zombies remaining so that way the USA can become NOA (Nintendo of America)...
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:34 am
by Maharlika
But...but..but...
...ah dont plays no nintendo?!!! 
Mines a ps2 designed to control actual ICBMs! 
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2002 10:11 pm
by VoodooDali
Oh boys, thanks for visiting. Mama had to leave town for a few days to deal with a very bad boy.
Lesson 2:
Spam is good. Tell Mama anything.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:48 am
by Vicsun
Originally posted by VoodooDali
Oh boys, thanks for visiting. Mama had to leave town for a few days to deal with a very bad boy.
Lesson 2:
Spam is good. Tell Mama anything.
*screams*
Mamma, mamma, there's a big RAT on your hair!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2002 5:37 am
by Maharlika
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2002 5:40 am
by Vicsun
I don't think we have any choice for that matter. We'll just have to make the best of it.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2002 6:06 am
by Maharlika
Actually...
Originally posted by Vicsun
I don't think we have any choice for that matter. We'll just have to make the best of it.
... I've got something better in mind...there...are...*ahem!* alternatives... 
AAAAACCCKKKKK!!!!! Ugggghhhh!!!! 
Itsss burrrnsss!!! Itssss hurtsessss!!! Bad Mamasssusss!!!! You wanna hurtsss uss!!! 
