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Titles from the prespammers Guide

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 4:26 pm
by T'lainya
just a little gem that I dug up after Witch King reminded me it existed :D This was taken from the Prespammers Guide to the Forum thread
OK ladies and gents, you asked for and you ‘r gonna get it!
This is the new system, applicable only to the SYM forum


It is based on two factors. One is the number of your postings. The second is the content of them. A third – less defining but still usefull – is the general behavior of yours. So , there will be three definitions for each member. #1 and #3 are standard for everybody (depending on # of posts and behaviour) while #2 is unique. #2 could consist of more than one words, limited to three due to lack of space.

So, here it is:

1. According to the # of posts

- Amoeba 0-100 posts
- Sea cucumber 100
- Jr. Member 300
- Member 500
- Spammer extraordinaire 1000
- Elder God 1500
- Philosopher 2500
- Desperate Loner 3500
- Sheep Farmer 5000

2.Behavior indication
-Very kind and friendly, gives answers and helps newbies: Weasel
-Kind and friendly, helps people: Cookie giver
-Friendly, flames only occasionally: Romantic
-Flames but with a good cause, not very friendly: Butt Pirate
-Involved in major flame wars, insults people: Moron
-Flames everyone with no reason, really bad: Higher Moron


3. Personal status:
This is more complicated. Everyone has a personal profile everybody else can see, based on the way he/she/it behaves around the board. So, we can use that image to give him the appropriate name.
For example:

- Fouldimersomething: Goatlover
- Gruntboy: Marine Lover, Princess
- Waverly: Flirtbag, Wanker
- Minerva: Wise Owl
- Alexia: Hulk or Mistress
- Ubik: Pervert


copyright Ubik 2001 all rights reserved

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 4:36 pm
by Weasel
Oh great!!

Sheep Farmer Butt Pirate Backstabber :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 4:47 pm
by Yshania
LMAO!! :D So that makes me Philosopher Romantic ...erm... :D

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 5:04 pm
by Mr Sleep
Sheeplover Romantic...erm :o

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 5:15 pm
by Aegis
Sheep Farmer Romantic Fish Master...

That is disturbingly accurate... :D

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 6:19 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Elder God Butt Pirate God

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 6:24 pm
by GandalfgalTTV
Originally posted by Aegis
Sheep Farmer Cookie Stealer Fish Target...

That is disturbingly accurate... :D
Yes it is isn't it. :p

SMACK

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 7:25 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Hmm...Philosopher Romantic ex-Moron Goddess of Death and Rebirth. ;) :D

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 7:41 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by Mr Sleep

Sheeplover Romantic...erm :o
*ahem* erm...wasn't the term sheep farmer? :eek: :eek: :D :p

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 8:14 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by GandalfgalTTV


Yes it is isn't it. :p

SMACK
Learn to qoute! Besides, why would steal cookies? I started the whole cookie revolution in SYM (refer to "C is for cookie..." for more details) Oh yeah....

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THUD

*Gandalfgal falls to the floor, battered and bruised, now knowing why he shouldn't take on the Master Fish fighter, and lord of Spam*

:D

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 8:17 pm
by Curdis
I object

That makes me -> Junior Member, Weasel, ???.

See you in court - Curdis !
P.S. I remember seeing that very thing when a certain rodent first joined our little communinty here in Madison County (That was of course before we had to change the name to Sanctuary Cove, The Abyss).

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 10:37 pm
by Gwalchmai
Elder God Butt Pirate Totemic Waverly
:eek: :eek:

edited per Aegis' comments below....

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:18 pm
by Aegis
I think some people are getting confused about the last part of their title. Your no supposed to pick a SYMer's name, you put down what the SYMer's basically think of and call you.

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:21 pm
by KidD01
I prefer the title "Lonewolf" ;)

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:23 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by KidD01
I prefer the title "Lonewolf" ;)
As does 800 000 online gamers... :D

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:26 pm
by Vicsun
Originally posted by Aegis
As does 800 000 online gamers... :D
Hmm... I thought that it looked familiar...

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:27 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Vicsun

Hmm... I thought that it looked familiar...
I once wne t in to play a game, and saw 6 (SIX!) Lonewolfs... :rolleyes:

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:36 pm
by KidD01
Originally posted by Aegis
I once wne t in to play a game, and saw 6 (SIX!) Lonewolfs... :rolleyes:
OMG ! I've been caught with my pants down :o :D

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:38 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by KidD01


OMG ! I've been caught with my pants down :o :D
:eek: Please put them back up, and wait for Wankerly to show up before you do that again.... He's the only one who would appreciate that! :D

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:49 pm
by KidD01
@FishSlapper : I am Waverly ! :eek: :rolleyes: :o :D