Happy Birthday AC
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:32 pm
I never get to do this, so here goes. It's a bit early, but what the hell. I have decided to hedge my bets here, but know that everything I write is strictly from the heart and dripping with sincerity.
Happy Birthday AC, my [insert most favored endearment]. I can only hope that as you turn [insert most acceptable age] remember that age is but a number. I hope you believe me when I say that your [insert physical trait you are most insecure about] only grows more [insert compliment most likely to succeed] with each passing day. Your [insert intelectual trait most in need of massage] and your [insert highly complimentary description of overall bearing] only captivates me more and more over time. Indeed, I can only find [insert most flattering comparative object] with which to compare you with. I remain [ insert most appreciated devotional descriptive] your [insert relational factor least likey to bring swift death]
Again, Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday AC, my [insert most favored endearment]. I can only hope that as you turn [insert most acceptable age] remember that age is but a number. I hope you believe me when I say that your [insert physical trait you are most insecure about] only grows more [insert compliment most likely to succeed] with each passing day. Your [insert intelectual trait most in need of massage] and your [insert highly complimentary description of overall bearing] only captivates me more and more over time. Indeed, I can only find [insert most flattering comparative object] with which to compare you with. I remain [ insert most appreciated devotional descriptive] your [insert relational factor least likey to bring swift death]
Again, Happy Birthday.