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How..............
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2001 12:27 pm
by KidD01
How do you put an elephant into a drawer ?
@#$%^&#$! %$#@*^%&$^%!!
*RANTS*
IMPOSSIBLE !!!!
Simple ! Just open the goddamn drawer and put the elephant in !
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2001 2:38 pm
by Brink
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2001 2:48 pm
by fable
You've got it in reverse. You don't put the elephant in the drawers. You put the contents of the drawers in his trunk.
Glad to help.
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2001 8:03 pm
by Vehemence
Second question:
How do you put a giraffe in to the drawer?
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If you said open the drawer and put the giraffe in, your incorrect.
The correct answer is to open the drawer, take out the elephant, then put the giraffe in the drawer
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2001 2:15 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Second question:
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Damned - I can remember there is a third one also - but can't remember what it is
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2001 3:08 am
by Gruntboy
No.3
If a monkey, elephant, giraffe and lion are in a jungle at a gathering, how many animals are there?
This is so cr*p.
Plus, I'd have said "chop the elephant into small bloody chunks with a chainsaw" and strain the goop away".
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2001 3:09 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
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Plus, I'd have said "chop the elephant into small bloody chunks with a chainsaw" and strain the goop away".
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Why am I not suprised
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2001 5:21 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>No.3
Plus, I'd have said "chop the elephant into small bloody chunks with a chainsaw" and strain the goop away".
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ROFLMAO!
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2001 6:15 am
by Kayless
Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>How do you put an elephant into a drawer ?
@#$%^&#$! %$#@*^%&$^%!!
*RANTS*
IMPOSSIBLE !!!!
Simple ! Just open the goddamn drawer and put the elephant in !
</STRONG>
You both frighten and annoy at the same time.
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2001 12:52 pm
by KidD01
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Second question:
How do you put a giraffe in to the drawer?
If you said open the drawer and put the giraffe in, your incorrect.
The correct answer is to open the drawer, take out the elephant, then put the giraffe in the drawer
</STRONG>
The third one should be how you put a bug into the drawer
The answer is just open the drawer and put it in....unless the second question is a tiger not a giraffe the you should wear protective gears !
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2001 2:53 am
by Gruntboy
Answer to no3 - 4 is wrong. Its 2 - the elephant and giraffe are in the drawer.
No4 - You're in a jungle, how do you get across a lion infested area to your destination?
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2001 6:51 am
by Anatres
Walk, the lion's at the conference.
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2001 6:58 am
by leedogg
since i am sooo confused by all of this, i will just:
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2001 6:59 am
by Mr Sleep
I remember hearing htis set of jokes many years ago, it wasn't funny then and it isn't now!