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Create your own curses!
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 10:55 am
by fable
And so it goes; sometimes, one blesses, and sometimes, one curses. We have a blessings category for the more original among us timewast...members. Now, we have its equivalent on the other side of the emotional spectrum.
So please post. And for all those of you who don't, may the hands on the clock of Fate fly directly up both your nostrils.
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 11:01 am
by dragon wench
May a thousand c0ckroaches fill your every waking moment
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 11:10 am
by KidD01
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 11:14 am
by Sailor Saturn
May 10,000 camels that spit acid scare away your pink flamingos!
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 12:49 pm
by Aegis
May your underpants be trampled by a herd of turkeys, and then worn by a herpy infested elephant that knows how to do the charleston..
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 1:00 pm
by fable
May your children all look and act like you.
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 2:06 pm
by Rob-hin
May your nutered dog have a better sex life then you.
Thanx Aegis!
[ 11-24-2001: Message edited by: Rob-hin ]
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 2:43 pm
by Nippy
May your feet be covered in tree sap and then walk into an anthill.
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 3:24 pm
by Aegis
@Rob: Nutered
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 5:37 pm
by Azeroth
May your feet be attacked by a small, hate filled animal.
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 5:55 pm
by EMINEM
May all your condoms break in mid-coitus!
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 6:02 pm
by fable
May you be locked in a small room filled with flatulent gerbils!
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 7:19 pm
by Curdis
May a jealous husband mistake you for his wifes lover just long enough for you to be beaten to within an inch of your life (This can be gender non-specific).
May your hair spray turn out to be contact adhesive.
May the tatoo you got with your lovers name today require removal tommorrow.
May all your lego remain in a single clump.
May the first bunch of flowers you are ever given be full of bees.
Bitter, I'm not bitter... - Curdis
@Aegis - neutered or de-nutered NOT nutered
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 8:14 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Curdis:
<STRONG>@Aegis - neutered or de-nutered NOT nutered
</STRONG>
You never know, he could of been de-nutted.
Was he walking funny??
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 8:18 pm
by Aegis
Leave my typos alone...
Bunch of savages...
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 8:20 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Leave my typos alone...
Bunch of savages...
</STRONG>
I thought it was a secret Canadian code.
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2001 9:41 pm
by fable
May everybody think you are Canadian!
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2001 9:06 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>@Rob: Nutered</STRONG>
I see you are still suffering from the shortening disease, Aegis.
May you be locked in a room full of Flaming Pickles and Drowning Porcupines!
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2001 9:11 pm
by fable
May your gerunds develop bleeding ulcers, and your dangling participles be snipped without your prior approval!
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2001 9:32 pm
by Aegis
...
savages...
