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Yes, the interminable list of morbid subjects goes on! Today's lesson will focus on death; specifically, yours. That is: if you could choose a way (and all the circumstances surrounding it) in which to die, no matter how ridiculous, what way would you choose?

In my sleep.

In my sleep too... but I have formuated deaths for OTHER people.. >=D

I'm going to die like a rat.

ad mortus bibendum

ok probably got the tense wrong, but death is a tense subject

during my sleep too

Skydiving

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Skydiving </STRONG>

LOL!!
It's probably not the skydiving that kills you!

This might shock some people - you are warned.

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I've just pounded the world's largest terrorist training camp in my F-16 with napalm and cluster munitions (no prize for guessing the location). Having killed the majority of the cowards, my plane is winged (golden BB - they're poor shots after all). I have just enough control to aim my spiralling aircraft at the now fleeing leader, who figured the coast was clear. The last thing he sees is the *big* American flag on the side of my plane and my pilots helmet with "Bite Me" written on it as the multi-million dollar aircraft grinds him into the dirt before the aviation fuel ignites and sends his scattered remains to meet his God.



You asked, that's how I'd go.

[ 10-18-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]

extreme old age

Having sex. A requirement is that husband dies at the same time, otherwise it will not be a very pleasant experience for him

Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Having sex. A requirement is that husband dies at the same time, otherwise it will not be a very pleasant experience for him </STRONG>

Oh, I like that! See, you can learn all sorts of practical information in this forum.

When it is my time to go, I either want to have a giant weight labeled "16 tons" fall directly on my head, or I would possibly want to strap a big rocket to my back and then trigger it while wearing rollerskates - after a wild ride I would shoot up into the sky and explode like a firecracker.

Um can you guys tell I grew up watching TV?

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>This might shock some people - you are warned.
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LMAO! You go, GB!

Well, one of two ways.

First. In CE's Sleep.

Second. During my soon to be military career, In a blaze of glory well in command of a platoon of soldiers making one of those hopeless last stands where you end up killing half the enemy, and die fighting.

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Well, one of two ways.

First. In CE's Sleep.
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ROFL!

I have re-considered, perhaps i should die having fellatio skydiving

posted by Mr. Sleep

I have re-considered, perhaps i should die having fellatio skydiving

Don't know about the rest of you foos with a death wish, but I'm sleep's bandwagon. Yes sir, I'm no longer afraid of jumping out of an airplane.

Sleep, are they any morals here to pontificate as it seems others will lose their life in pursuit of the sexual extreme.
I for one, am willing to accept the additional casualties. Falling at 32 m/s, I'm going to have to make the request to skydive at an altitude of 40,000 ft.

hey Sleep, how would you deal with massive G's? Or, do you suppose it would just make it better?

I dont want to die, but if death is forced upon me i does not matter in wich way. Although it would be a bonus for the people still alive if it was entertaining in some way.