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Hmmmm.....given some of the personalities on this board I'm not sure if I should be posting this topic.......

Mine involves Ralph Fiennes, a crate of chilled champagne, oysters, and a
Jag pointed in the direction of Venice.

[ 07-02-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>Hmmmm.....given some of the personalities on this board I'm not sure if I should be posting this topic.....</STRONG>

Edited for content.


I would like to **************************
****************** and ****** while *******
on a ******* at the same time.

ROFL, Weasel

Mine needs no editing

Sailing with my husband to South Georgia (a group of islands close to Antarctica) and climb the black sea cliffs there Then maybe head for the southern tip of Chile (in Swedish this part is called the land of fire), and climb some of the rugged peaks while husband sails the boat home. (Would be too boring to cross the Atlantic twice)

L337 gamers only fantasize about meeting members of the opposite sex........erm,not that I am one

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Edited for content.
I would like to **************************
****************** and ****** while *******
on a ******* at the same time. </STRONG>

Is this a twisted & torrid Fantasy of a Weasel ?

Heh-hee!

6 bottles of champagne, 3 movie starlets and 1 Gruntboy.

Either that or dive-bombing Moscow.

My Ultimate Fantasy

6.00 Alarm
6.15 Blow job
6.30 Massive satisfying crap while reading the sports section
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all
cooked by naked buxom wench
7.30 Limo arrives
7.45 Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9.45 Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
Perignon
12.15 Blow job
12.30 Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)
2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all
female crew (all nude)
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
6.45 ****, Shower and Shave
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and
porn legalised
Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big
juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream served on a pair of ****
Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of
wall size TV
as you watch international Match of the Day; England
beating Germany 11-0
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a
cleansing ale
11.30 A night cap blowjob
11.45 In bed alone
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and
forces the dog to leave the room

Jeez Vehemence, you're all class....

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Jeez Vehemence, you're all class.... </STRONG>

Could you imagine me any other way? *hint, try picturing me naked* HA! Now theres no escape, no matter how hard you try, I'm still gonna be in your head... and nekkid to boot!

@Veh, haven't you ever heard of over use?

@Vehemence-Hey,Georgi's my angel (erm, I'm not sure why I'm posting this )

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>@Veh, haven't you ever heard of over use? </STRONG>

Why, I um, don't know whatever your talking about *innocent smile*

Mental Note: Mr.Sleep knows too much... time to inact plan B!

*Moments later, a van pulls up outside Sleep's place. Six highly paid and really buff goons exit the van and go into the house... Moments pass before they exit from the house carrying what looks like an oversized potato sack with a couple of feet dangling out at the end*

Hired Goons... gotta love em!

Brink: Hiya! Your angel eh? Fair enough you can have her... that is to say if she ever recovers from the serious mental breakdown of picturing me nekkid!

MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA *evil laugh*

GURRGUUHHHHHHH.......GUURRHRHRIGIIHRHIH

@Vehemence-Is this the return of the Vehemence who tried to set up spy cams in the ladies' room??

Mine: Riding horseback across Morocco

Well, that isn't a romance fantasy, but what do y'all expect from Priestess Cynic...

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>that is to say if she ever recovers from the serious mental breakdown of picturing me nekkid!

MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA *evil laugh* </STRONG>

It's not like there is much to see.....

@loner-I think this thread isn't limited to romantic fantasies only

Sleep makes exit from the bag using cunning knife slash combo, and is immeadiately surrounded by six thugs. Using the power of the Axe of the unsigned he attacks the six men feinting left he slashes through the first mans throat, then the man on the left attacks only to find he no longer has a head. ( ) the other two look at their fallen comrades and then back at the gleaming eyes of Sleep......
"lets run for it" they say.
"But Evil arch nemisis Veh said we have to use the probulator on him"
"But......"

At this moment of weakness Sleep vaults the corpses and adds another to the list......

"Leg it!" the two remaining thugs run away......"

Sleep happy with his days work steals the van and arrives back just in time to expose Vehmence and his plan to rule the world.

[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>@loner-I think this thread isn't limited to romantic fantasies only </STRONG>

That's right Mine is the truth

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>It's not like there is much to see..... </STRONG>

pulls thine dagger from his heart
wanting to stay but must depart
falling to the floor with broken tears
spinning through the time of endless years
of torment and ridicule.

jusk kidding, I'm more of a man than to have my ego shattered by anything less than a mocking laugh!