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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. They placed the message "HE'S LYING" in the copier, and pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed to the police.

So this is how they got Veh

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. They placed the message "HE'S LYING" in the copier, and pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed to the police. </STRONG>

What???? You mean this isn't a lie detector. I have the wool pulled over my eyes.

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. They placed the message "HE'S LYING" in the copier, and pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed to the police.

So this is how they got Veh </STRONG>

Twas a scam I tells ya! I was tricked by foolery! They were working for the devil himself!!! BLASPHEMERS!!!!

*runs around in a circle before finally passing out due to lack of oxygen*

ROFLMAO

So what did they get you on Veh, bestiality perhaps?

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>ROFLMAO

So what did they get you on Veh, bestiality perhaps? </STRONG>

*hides a chicken behind his back* Um... no

It was probably the overlarge cod-peice

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>It was probably the overlarge cod-peice </STRONG>

Twas that nun I tells ya! I flashed three of them... two had a stroke, but the other one was too slow

A flasher (Veh) jumps into taxi with 2 nuns one of them exits quickly while the other one has a stroke.

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>A flasher (Veh) jumps into taxi with 2 nuns one of them exits quickly while the other one has a stroke. </STRONG>

LOL

I can see somehow that I might become Gamebanshee's resident Flasher with the oversized cod piece *shudder*

one question how can you flash anyone with your codpeice still attached, unless of course your talking about the lunchbox?

I found your mug shot....

and here is the arresting officer:

Isn't that more of a mug shot?

and here is the judge....

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The lawyer looked something like this


and the fruity cell mate bore a striking resemblance to this fellow.....



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Another strange but true...

"When investigating officers called at Denny Usui's house in Honolulu, the jittery 28 year old initially claimed he couldn't help them locate his grandmother. When pressed, he conceded that "she might be here" and then "Yeah, ok, she's in the shower". Next he confessed that "I think she's dead" before making his final statement, which according to the police, went as follows "I don't want to say anything else until I speak to my attorney because this is a felony and I never committed a murder before."

That is quite scary. but at least he knew his civil rights

more...

25 female students were publically flogged outside a Khartoum coarthouse ...for enjoying a picnic by the riverside. The Sudanese courts ruled the picnic "immoral and riotous" becuase some of the girls were wearing trousers. They were each given 40 lashes.