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Will someone please explain this to me.
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:36 pm
by Tricky
Why on earth would someone, anyone, leave earth on a spaceship to look up another spaceship if he has real live dolphins swimming through his livingroom?
Dolphins!
Wait, wait.. let me just.. outline this one for you. Just in case.
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- leave earth
- on a space ship
- in space
- to travel away, real far-like
- to visit another space craft
versus:
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Aah, come on now! Actual Dolphins in your Living Room! This makes no sense! Do you want me to draw you a chart? I will draw you a chart.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:40 pm
by fable
Maybe he's afraid of the zombies?
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:42 pm
by Loki[D.d.G]
What on earth???
Your title is well chosen. I didn't get anything beyond dolphins, space, space craft and living room. And what the heck are gnomes doing on the pie-chart? Care to enlighten me?
@fable
Zombies are so lovable... with their incessant moaning, see through bodies and sweet aroma. What's there to be afraid of??? Now i'm even more confused
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:44 pm
by fable
Loki[D.d.G] wrote:What on earth???
Your title is well chosen. I didn't get anything beyond dolphins, space, space craft and living room. And what the heck are gnomes doing on the pie-chart? Care to enlighten me?
But why shouldn't gnomes be on the piechart? They tend to get everywhere.
I still think he's trying to avoid the zombies, though. He may not be aware there are zombies in space.
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:55 pm
by Siberys
But why shouldn't gnomes be on the piechart? They tend to get everywhere.
And somehow they always miss phase 2 of their ingenious 3 phase plans.
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:08 pm
by Loki[D.d.G]
fable wrote:They tend to get everywhere.
Hmm yes.. most notably on your [url="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/German_garden_gnome.jpg"]front garden lawn[/url]
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:08 pm
by Nightmare
Tricky wrote:
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- leave earth
- on a space ship
- in space
- to travel away, real far-like
- to visit another space craft
versus:
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Well, space is sorta cool, but I might be biased. Dolphins razed my town and ate my cat, as they are apt to do, so I don't like 'em any.
And anyways, even when you're running from them, space zombies are always cooler than regular zombies. Hasn't anyone played Dead Space?
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:10 pm
by dragon wench
Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Hmm yes.. most notably on your [url="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/German_garden_gnome.jpg"]front garden lawn[/url]
That's Fable's front garden lawn? I had no idea he was such a green thumb....
Or maybe it's the help of the gnomes... or the zombies...
Or possibly the dolphins...
Still contemplating dolphins and spaceships.... It's too hot for that kind of confusion...
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:23 pm
by fable
dragon wench wrote:That's Fable's front garden lawn? I had no idea he was such a green thumb....
Or maybe it's the help of the gnomes... or the zombies...
Or possibly the dolphins...
That's not my front lawn! Don't listen to Loki--he's being paid by the Zombie Lobby. We don't believe in harboring gnomes, and the only flower actually on the lawn itself is a flowering vine of some kind. I think it's a climatis, though I've never heard one keep saying
feed me all the time like this one does.
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:32 pm
by Loki[D.d.G]
fable wrote:Don't listen to Loki--he's being paid by the Zombie Lobby.
What can i say? The pay is good and i have an insurance policy which keeps my brains safe in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Back on topic, why don't we reach a compromise. Dolphins in the living room of your very own spaceship. Even the gnomes can be employed as personal butlers to the dolphins. Then everyone is happy. Dilemma solved
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:29 pm
by Bluestorm
o come on now leave the zombies alone after all we.....er they just do what they are told:laugh:
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:57 pm
by Xandax
fable wrote:But why shouldn't gnomes be on the piechart? They tend to get everywhere.
I still think he's trying to avoid the zombies, though. He may not be aware there are zombies in space.
Gnome Zombies?? :speech:
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:24 pm
by dragon wench
Xandax wrote:Gnome Zombies?? :speech:
I wonder if their battle cry would be:
"Your knees are mine!"
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:08 am
by Tricky
Loki[D.d.G] wrote:
Back on topic, why don't we reach a compromise. Dolphins in the living room of your very own spaceship. Even the gnomes can be employed as personal butlers to the dolphins. Then everyone is happy. Dilemma solved
Neatness, t'is a good quality. You'll make someone a fine wife.
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:41 am
by Loki[D.d.G]
LOL! Thank you. *Bows*
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:42 am
by fable
Loki[D.d.G] wrote:LOL! Thank you. *Bows*
Wouldn't bow too deeply, pal. Not after that crack about you making a fine wife.
Besides, do zombies even marry? I mean, with all their bits falling off all over the place, it might be kind of difficult to engage in anything that wasn't purely spiritual, if you take my meaning. And I wish you would.
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:37 am
by Loki[D.d.G]
fable wrote:Wouldn't bow too deeply, pal. Not after that crack about you making a fine wife.
I was merely keeping in line with the light-hearted, confounding sequence of non-sequiturs in this thread. That, and as a zombie liaison, i don't make distinctions between the sexes... my clients require it.
Also, i am curious to see if i bow down low enough, could my nose touch the floor?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:57 am
by Fiberfar
fable wrote:They tend to get everywhere.
Wouldn't that be the Kender?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:55 am
by Tricky
Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Also, i am curious to see if i bow down low enough, could my nose touch the floor?
You have been drinking your whiskey from Kentucky!
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:47 pm
by penguin_king
be careful bowing down, with all these gnom zombies around. youre making your brain box an easy target.
gnome zombies,.. gnombies?
