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reallife D&D classes

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2001 3:53 pm
by NeKr0mAnCeR
everyone try to post at least one. take mine as example

CCG player

wis: -4 (spending hundred is cardboard isn't wise)
str: -2 (you dont need str to play)
cha: +4 (you need to bluff often)
dex: +2 (hand eye coordination)

casts spells as wizard
special ability: Focus -> once a week can find hidden spell combo no one ever tought of :D


fireman
50% fire resistance
panics if he sees 4 or more fire elementals

post some of your ideas :D

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2001 4:04 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Moderator

Requirements:
Minimum Wisdom:15
Minimum Intelligence:14

Special:
+4 bonus to Charisma

[ 10-17-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2001 4:27 pm
by Aegis
SS, is that -14, or - 14?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2001 4:30 pm
by Minerva
@SS: I think it's opposite... I don't think moderators gain Charisma. :D

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2001 4:32 pm
by Shadow Sandrock
I think those are negatives... a reference to fable?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 3:35 pm
by Nightmare
PLEASE don't start another argument. :mad:

BG2 player

str: -2 (come on folks, pressing the mouse button isn't that hard, but get out of the computer chair is :D )
dex: +3 (for moving the mouse to exactly the right spot on the little tiny button)
con: -5 (usually faints if parent/wife/husband/friend yells and threatens them to go to bed/school/work, also the chair is a b**ch to get out of)
int: +2 (dialogue has to be good for something)
wis: -5 (staying up until 5 am? Plus most people ignore the message in the load screens about that while your character doesn't have to eat, YOU do)
cha: -2 (sitting at the computer for hours doesn't help ones hygine, plus that real players will start to use the NPCs lines out in public)

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 3:44 pm
by Mr Sleep
SS please clarify your comments

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 3:57 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>SS, is that -14, or - 14?</STRONG>
The hyphen was in place of a colon because I had already used the colon after "Requirements."

@Sandy, They're not negatives. It was not a reference to fable.

@Minerva, The "+4 bonus to Charisma" has to do with the fact that being a moderator brings forth more respect, usually. Even if they have high charisma, it is still possible to have a low rep which would cancel out the high charisma. That is merely my reasoning. What do you think? :)

@Sleep, Sorry; I didn't realize they needed clarifying and I just hadn't made it back to this topic since I posted, so I didn't see any of the remarks posted refering to that post until now. I hope this clears things up. :)

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 3:59 pm
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>@Sleep, Sorry; I didn't realize they needed clarifying and I just hadn't made it back to this topic since I posted, so I didn't see any of the remarks posted refering to that post until now. I hope this clears things up. :) </STRONG>
I will go back and change anyway jsut for the sake of argument ;)

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 4:26 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I will go back and change anyway jsut for the sake of argument ;) </STRONG>
May I ask why you took out the "-1 penalty to Sanity"? :confused: :confused:

*notes that a reduction in sanity is a good thing...*

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 6:12 pm
by Bloodstalker
LURKER

25% bonus to hide in shadows
Wis +4 bonus {hey, they know EVERYTHING about you ;) )
Int -2 penalty (Hey, they follow ME)

Ability to cast improved invisibility once a day

Infravision

:cool:

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 6:20 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>25% bonus to hide in shadows

Ability to cast improved invisibility once a day</STRONG>
So, that's what that odd shimmering was in the ladies room this morning. :eek:

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 2:56 pm
by Nightmare
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>So, that's what that odd shimmering was in the ladies room this morning. :eek: </STRONG>
ROFL :D :D :D

Star Wars Junkie
str: +1 (carring around star wars stuff makes them strong)
dex: -1 (watching movies over and over can really curb one's reflexes)
con: 0
int: +4 (memorizing lines expandes the brain)
wis: -5 (tries to use the Force against bullies)
cha: -2 (the Vader mask and the lightaber won't make people trust you, and they will probably move away if you ask which one their favourite is)

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Gaxx_Firkraag ]

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 6:45 am
by josh
Originally posted by Bloodstalker: Int -2 penalty (Hey, they follow ME)
I'm sure you're not the first lurker. :)

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 12:53 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by josh:
<STRONG>I'm sure you're not the first lurker. :) </STRONG>
No, but he is their self-appointed leader... :rolleyes: ;) Of course, since they are lurkers, they don't tend to complain much :D

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 2:36 pm
by Word
MALE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT
str:+2(got to pick up the ladies somehow)
dex:0(gym doesn't do crap)
con:+4(eating cafeteria lunches really builds up your body against poison)
int:-1(their in high school)
wis:-4("uuhh, my dog ate it" you think they could come up with some new ones) :D ;)