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These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual
employee performance valuations in a large US Corporation:

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."


"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."


"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."


"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."


"I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

"He would argue with a signpost."

"He has a knack for making strangers immediately."

"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week."

"It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."

*LOL*

How do these people even hold a job?

And better yet - what about the people hireing them ..... how's the dumbest

Just wanted to point out, my evaluation was not one of the above mentioned...hehe

Great stuff, @Bloodstalker. About this quote, though: "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

That one's out of a Canadian humorist/essayist at the turn-of-the-century, Stephen Leaco!k. Very funny guy. He also wrote two of my fave quotes:

"A half truth, like a half brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better."

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to money out of it."

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[ 11-14-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

@BS, ROLF!

I notice that most of these quotes refer to "he" or "him." I'm assuming, of course, that women simply perform better at their jobs and thus do not inspire such comments.

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>I notice that most of these quotes refer to "he" or "him." I'm assuming, of course, that women simply perform better at their jobs and thus do not inspire such comments. </STRONG>

Or, maybe, men are just scared of women to say anything...

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Or, maybe, men are just scared of women to say anything... </STRONG>

*runs away in fear*

That won't help Sleep... Don't you remember... They can smell fear...

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>That won't help Sleep... Don't you remember... They can smell fear... </STRONG>

Yes, but anyone can smell the soiled underwear that fear produces...

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."</STRONG>

Sounds like me

<STRONG>"It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."

</STRONG>

ROFL!! Aww...now that is just low

@BS: ROFL Great quotes!

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

Maybe he was a neurosurgeon?

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

This one is my favorite

"It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."

Now that qualifies as an "ouch"

"He would argue with a signpost."

Can I help it that the signpost was wrong?

Mistress 9: Actually, the signpost turned out to be right.

Oh...yeah...thank you sooo much for reminding me. ¬_¬