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Funny 1 liners

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 10:42 am
by Craig
Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time.

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet ****y.

Man who fishes in another's well often catch crab...

Love is magic, it can take ordinary man and woman and make them turn into motel....

Women who douche with vinegar have sour ****

Woman that put man in dog house often find him in cathouse..

[ 06-27-500BC: Message edited by: craig ]

[ 06-28-2001: Message edited by: craig ]

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 9:38 am
by Craig
*Sniff*

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 9:46 am
by KidD01
Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG><SNIP>
Learn to masturbate--come in handy.

Epileptic woman who give blow job may bite big one

</STRONG>

ROFLMGDAO
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2001 10:11 am
by Craig
[url="http://www.limericks.com"]What can i say?[/url]

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2001 10:08 am
by The Outsider
Craig: the link you gave is bogus. [url="http://www.limericks.com"]www.limericks.com[/url] is "under development", but my browser was spammed with too many popups for my liking.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2001 5:01 am
by Yshania
From a classic one liner king (IMO!)

I bought some batteries but they weren't included...

I dropped some spot remover on my dog and now he is gone...

If I melt some dry ice and take a swim will I get wet?...

- Steve Wright

:D :D

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2001 6:02 am
by Kayless
"For me to poop on!" :D :D :D Any Conan O'Brien fans in the house? ;)

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2001 6:55 am
by Craig
Try .co.uk