One for the Blokes
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2001 11:47 pm
How true!! 
Sorry girls.
A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story
hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were
without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a
very attractive guy, explains to them how it works...
"We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what
you are looking for, you can stay there."
"It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you
what's inside" So they start going up, and on the first floor the
sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are
sensitive and kind"... the friends laugh and without hesitation
move on to the next floor.
The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are
wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This
wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the Third floor
where the sign read: "All the men here are great lovers and
sensitive to the needs of women."
This was good but there were still two more floors so on to the
Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have
perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect
lovers; they are also single, rich and straight" The women seemed
pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth
floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.
When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that
there is no way to please a woman."
Sorry girls.
A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story
hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were
without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a
very attractive guy, explains to them how it works...
"We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what
you are looking for, you can stay there."
"It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you
what's inside" So they start going up, and on the first floor the
sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are
sensitive and kind"... the friends laugh and without hesitation
move on to the next floor.
The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are
wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This
wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the Third floor
where the sign read: "All the men here are great lovers and
sensitive to the needs of women."
This was good but there were still two more floors so on to the
Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have
perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect
lovers; they are also single, rich and straight" The women seemed
pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth
floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.
When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that
there is no way to please a woman."