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This thread will only be a test for what could be a future chapter in the new pre-spammers' guide. I need feedback from each and every one of you as to whether this is a good idea, general comments, suggestions, etc., which you can all post in the old pre-spammers' guide . If all goes well, this thread will be part of the new Pre-Spammers' Guide (name of the guide could change in the future though ).Thanks for all of your co-operation

Index

Member Name.........Page Number

Buck Satan...................1

Weasel.........................1

Waverly........................1

Brink ...........................1
Please do not spam up this thread

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Introduction

This thread will contain the list of names of (almost) every known member (spammer) that has ever posted in Speak Your Mind up to now; from the almighty Buck to the flaming Waverly, from the spamming Weasel, to the 'get-me-a-proper-English-teacher' craig. I’ll try to give you all a detailed profile of all the members (inclusive of their history, personality, habits, etc. ) with the help of the lovely T'lainya and the ever-busy Flagg.

Before I continue, I wish to say that I have no intentions of offending anyone with the descriptions found below. If you feel offended by your profile, please feel free to voice out your complaint via PM (private messaging) or e-mail and I'll see what I can do about it .I hope you enjoy reading this thread

Note: Since this is a trial thread, I’ll only list a few members so as to get some feedback from everyone before I post the complete list

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Buck Satan

Aliases : Buck Santa

Post at Speak Your Mind : Administrator @ All Powerful Person

Sub-posts/group involvement : None currently known of

Associated animal : None

Achievements/Historical moments :

1. Creating the Speak Your Mind forum
-Keeps us spammers happy and content
-Keeps the spam away from the other game-related forums
-Keeps the forum under control with help from Flagg and TheDeacon

Other notes:

Buck is reputed to be fair and understanding. He is also rumored to have an administrator-only button that can melt your computer in the blink of an eye (excessive flamers/spammers and trolls beware). Try to avoid starting controversial topics or post multiple topics that are essentially the same unless you wish to get banned from posting at Gamebanshee. It is also generally not a good idea to flame the almighty Buck Satan

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Weasel

Aliases : Slyweasel, Sleasel

Post at Speak Your Mind : Master of Spam

Sub-posts/group involvement : Part of Guns n' Cookies, Mr. Know-It-All

Associated animal : Monkey, sheep

Favourite snack : Cookies (preferably Scooby Snacks )

Achievements/Historical moments :

1. The first to past the 5000-post mark
-Earned him the Master of Spam title

2. Messed up Chrissy's Ladies' Room thread
-The first person to screw up the forum
-He's now on the suspect list whenever something weird happens in the forum

3. Participated in the spam war between the spammers and the anti-spammers
-The leader of the spammers
-Accused of taking all the money that was sent by spammers all over the world to his organisation
-The war ended in a stalemate

4. The creative songwriter/guitarist(??) of Guns n' Cookies
-Written some of the most entertaining lyrics for the group
-Was involved in a sheep incident during his travels with the band

5. The first to publicly admit to having a split personality
-The all-knowing Slyweasel was born to SYM

6. Abusing goodbye messages
-Made Minerva cry by saying that he would leave Gamebanshee forever

Other notes :

Weasel is one of the oldest and wisest spammer of the Speak Your Mind forum. He is known to be friendly to everyone with the exception of those who flamed him. Whenever you are in doubt over something, he will be there to provide the answers most of the time. Weasel is the one who taught most of the members in here how to spam. He himself used to spam 24 hours a day 7 days a week until he had some connection problem, which was eventually taken care of with him reverting back to his trusty old modem.He is now slowly regaining his old spamming abilities.

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Waverly

Aliases : Wankerly, Doctor Waverly, Waverly Gravey

Post at Speak Your Mind : Master of Flames

Sub-posts/group involvement : Qualified doctor, Chrissy's hero, manager of Guns n' Cookies, Waverly the half demon pirate

Associated animal : Unknown

Favourite fodd : None

Achievements/Historical moments :

1. Flames without shame
-He doesn't care who he flames
-Flamed the mighty Buck Satan once (kids, don't try this at home )
-Occasionally flames the lady he is flirting with
-Notorious for flaming innocent bystanders

2. Being the only qualified Doctor in the Speak Your Mind forums
-Known to give horrible advice
-Known to give something more than advice to the ladies
-Famous for his purple pills

3. Having his head operated by Minerva
-The famous head operation report can be found here : [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000203"]http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000203[/url]

4. Abusing goodbye messages
-Made Minerva cry by saying that he would leave Gamebanshee forever

5. Getting flamed by craig
-Was left speechless (according to him,he couldn't reply to craig's flame because of a bad connection ) after the event
-Made his reputation as master of flames questionable (for a day )

Other notes :

Waverly is known throughout Speak Your Mind as a scheming, conniving, evil and heartless person.As a result of his actions,he has been sentenced to the Hall of Shame on more than one occasion,ending with him declaring himself as the permanent resident of the Hall.He is also extremely manipulative, as he uses sympathy to get himself out of trouble whenever his actions anger any one of the ladies.It is rumored that he has an ongoing affair with Anomen,the (in)famous knight-in-training from BG2

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Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>'get-me-a-proper-English-teacher' craig</STRONG>

WTH are you talking about?

testing the emergency bumping system please stand by
bump
bump
bump
thank you this was a test of the emergency bumping system, if this was a real bump it would not be so long

Testing, Testing One.....Two.....Three......
Achtung.......Achtung........

It worked !

Hush, don't interrupt. This is a poignant moment. Brink is bending all his impressive mental energy upon the task of codifying every spammer on this board. Think of it as a sort of Encyclopedia Spammica. Centuries from now, when this planet has been reduced to cinders by the Galactic Taste Police, that encyclopedia will be enshrined in a museum as one of the most important relics of our world.

Pardon me. The mere thought has caused me to require a change of underwear.

Brinks request: NO SPAM

Okey Dokey !

Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>Okey Dokey ! </STRONG>

For shame... that's just spam in it's purest form.

Tsk Tsk people... Brink won't be pleased!

I tried keeping the spam away,but it looks like I've failed

I think it's because its only a test thread Brink. If you do the proper one and ask nicely, I'm sure no one will spam it up. If they do, well, they can answer to Buck

Vehemence-I wanted to change the topic after the test run

In the words of Manwel from Faulty Towers:

K?

Roughly translated means: huh?

Vehemence-I wanted to edit the topic so that it becomes part of the guide once the thread's test run is over (re: I get enough comments from the others )

Oh, right, right, right

yep, makes sense now

So any plans for my profile?

it seems if you want to aucctally do this you will need
a. some time on your hands
or
b. a giant monkey