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The Elder Guru...

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:51 am
by Aegis
I am, is, and was the Elder Guru. Sage of time, master of fate, and giver of advice. Come to, and I will relate the answer to your questions...

*Aegis, in a Toga, is floating a few feet off the ground, at the top of a mountain peak. A patchy, taped on long grey beard hangs down to his waist...*

:D

[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Aegis ]

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:57 am
by Mr Sleep
In one word describe reality, if you can't cope with only having one word then you are redundant! :D :D

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:59 am
by Aegis
confinement...

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:02 am
by Xandax
Illusory

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:02 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>confinement...</STRONG>
LOLOL i was looking for confusion :D

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:08 am
by Aegis
What you sought, is not what you wished. Elightenment, down it's path, comes from truth and knowing...

:D

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:15 am
by fable
Please explain reality in less than one word. Thanks. :)

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:20 am
by rapier
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Please explain reality in less than one word. Thanks. :) </STRONG>

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:22 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Please explain reality in less than one word. Thanks. :) </STRONG>
LMFAO :cool:

Guru, what kind of guru are you anyway??

(has anyone seen the gurus in Godness Gracious Me?)

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:27 am
by Aegis
...


There you have, the man named of tales, less than a word, for reaility is....

:D

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:36 am
by Mr Sleep
Okay Guru, answer me this, why is it that whenever i purchase a new game within the first week of its release do i always complete it before the patch comes out?

The only exceptions being Hidden and Dangerous (class :cool: :) )

[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:51 am
by Aegis
Your name tells a story that none can deny. Follow that path, and games shall complete with lack thereof. Perhaps, patch will come before completion, with rest at home...

:D

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 12:05 pm
by Mr Sleep
it is not a metter of a lack of sleep it is just that i am so damn good, completed Max Payne in 3 days :)

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 12:34 pm
by Yshania
Posted by Aegis -

Your name tells a story that none can deny
And yours? an anagram of I sage :D (or I geas! :D )

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 12:40 pm
by KidD01
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Please explain reality in less than one word. Thanks. :) </STRONG>
DOOM :)

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 12:42 pm
by Mr Sleep
Ysh any anagrams of Mr Sleep?

@Kid LOL :D

[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 12:51 pm
by Yshania
@Mr Sleep - Me Slerp :D

How are you? I haven't seen you in AGES (me being absent briefly :D )

[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Yshania ]

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 12:58 pm
by Aegis
Sage, I am yes. Geas possibly, may follow. Those that answers seek, may find them on the mountain peak...


:D

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 1:01 pm
by KidD01
Hiya Sleepy, Aegis ! :)

Ahhh Miss Y Finally we crossed our path again :)

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 1:02 pm
by Mr Sleep
How you doin Ysh, i am well although i have returned to work :( :( But as you can see it hasn't inhibited my spam too much ;) :)

Slerp :D

I am off to watch First wave and download the new AVP2 Demo seeyah later :D