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Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid said," I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"

The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"

The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."

The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

Another one:

The Seven Dwarfs knock on the door of a convent. Mother Superior answers and Doc asks her if there are any 3 foot nuns inside. Mother Superior gives him a funny look and says "No."

There is much whispering amongst the dwarfs and then Happy asks her if there are any 3 foot nuns in the country. Mother Superior answers no.

Grumpy politely asks her if there are any 3 foot nuns on the continent. The Mother Superior assures him that there are no 3 foot nuns on the continent.

Sleepy starts to ask a question and Mother Superior yells "NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS ON THE PLANET. THERE ARE NO THREE FOOT NUNS ANYWHERE! NEVER HAVE BEEN ANY....EVER!"

The dwarfs all turn to Dopey and begin to chant "DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!"

You sure that was DOPEY?

A guy walks into a bar. "Gimme a double, before the **** hits the fan."

A few minutes later, same thing, "Gimme a beer before the **** hits the fan."

This goes on for an hour awhile and finally the Bartender says, "Maybe you should pay before you get another drink."

And the guy said "Oops, the **** just hit the fan."

Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>You sure that was DOPEY? </STRONG>

Well it sure as hell wasn't a smart thing to do now was it?

One for Sleep:

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and good Christian ways. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!!

One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white child. The village is shocked and the chief says "You taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot in our village. It doesn't take a genius to work out what has been going on!"

The missionary replies says, "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence - an albino. Look to the field. See a flock of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief pauses for a moment then says, "Tell you what, you don't say anything about the sheep, I won't say anything about the white kid."

<STRONG>
The dwarfs all turn to Dopey and begin to chant "DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!"
</STRONG>

You had the perfect opportunity to flame me Veh, just prooves that between copying and pasting Veh doesn't read these, that or he is stupid

[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Smart? I don't know. But, if he's into animals he woald fit in around here!

I meant, uh, How tall is sleepy.

Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>Smart? I don't know. But, if he's into animals he woald fit in around here!

I meant, uh, How tall is sleepy.</STRONG>

6ft

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>You had the perfect opportunity to flame me Veh, just prooves that between copying and pasting Veh doesn't read these, that or he is stupid

[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]</STRONG>

I saw the opportunity... but I thought nah, don't want to give you another animal fetish...

LMAO@all of ya...

@Veh good comeback

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I saw the opportunity... but I thought nah, don't want to give you another animal fetish... </STRONG>

That would make what, 6?

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>That would make what, 6? </STRONG>

6? Oh dear... some we don't know about! Some we'd rather not no about

Georgi: I learnt from the best

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>6? Oh dear... some we don't know about! Some we'd rather not no about </STRONG>

I'd rather not know about any of them!!

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>I'd rather not know about any of them!! </STRONG>

LMAO! Good point

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>LMAO! Good point </STRONG>

These things threaten to corrupt my sweet, innocent mind

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>These things threaten to corrupt my sweet, innocent mind </STRONG>

*evil grin*

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>*evil grin* </STRONG>

More oxymorons!!!!!

Originally posted by Georgi:
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You did ask for it