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Odds the next Oxford English Dictionary will include the verb "To struther," meaning to eat all the available food 40:1

Odds a cast member of a current reality show will die during filming 7:1

Odds the network will take the high road, and not air the footage in question 10:1

Odds there will be a major terrorist attack on U.S. soil 8:1

Odds a limited nuclear strike is launched against any country 95:1

Odds a Partridge family movie will hit theatres 50:1

Odds It'll outgross Ernest Saves Christmas 50:1

Odds Rosie O'Donnell will compete against Oprah in a televised Greco-Roman wrestling match next sweeps period 75:1

Odds a major automaker will release an SUV so large, it contains a smaller SUV that ferries you back and forth to your seat 100:1

Odds Bill Gates will have himself cloned 10:1

Odds another planet will be discoverd 15:1

Odds that the planet will be christened "Phil" 100:!

Odds life will be found on another planet 35:1

Odds it will be found on the set of Cacoon 3 100:1

Odds A female boxer will meet a male boxer in a title match 75:1

Odds we'll see pay-per-view gladitorial combat 95:1

Odds Mike Tyson will return as champion 3:1

Odds Mike Tyson will return to prison 7.5:1

Odds Mike Tyson will be asked to guest edit Ms. Magazine 12:1

Odds Isreal and Palestine will settle their differences for good via Sega's Crazy Taxi 295:1

Odds Steven Seagal and Meryl Streep will team up for a Hollywood movie 10:1

Odds that networks will allow full-frontal nudity in primetime by 2003 50:1

Odds Bill Clinton will host a talk show 30:1

Odds he'll get divorced from Hillary 5:1

Odds he'll be caught by the secret service egging the White House 100:1

Odds It'll be Vehemence egging the White House 10:1

Odds that Bill Clinton tumbles out an Oval Office closet with a fifth of scotch and the Bush girls 100:1

Odds Puerto Rico will become a state 8:1

Odds Ricky Martin will be it's first governor 20:1

Odds Vieques bombing will intensify as a result 60:1

Odds George W. Bush will get lost in the White House at least once, and have to be rescued by security 55:1

Odds he'll stab himself in the eye with a fork at an important state dinner 75:1

Odds he'll accidently drown in his own sink 100:1

Odds George W. Bush gets impeached 30:1

Odds he gets stoned 12:1

Odds he gets stoned with Willie Nelson 100:1

Odds Bill Gates will have himself cloned with eight-foot retractable robot arms and a super-shlong that shoots jets of liquid fire 10:1

Odds Jesus will return to Earth 100:1

Odds He will then face Rupert Murdoch on the field of Armageddon 100:1

Odds The pope will be heard muttering "Aw, crap" as he trips getting out of his car 85:1

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Odds The pope will be heard muttering "Aw, crap" as he trips getting out of his car 85:1</STRONG>

ROFLMAO! Oh that's good

Odds George W. Bush gets impeached 30:1

So there's still a chance.

Theres always a chance!

Odds "intelligent" life will land on Earth 1000000:1

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Odds George W. Bush gets impeached 30:1

Odds he gets stoned 12:1

Odds he gets stoned with Willie Nelson 100:1

</STRONG>

Woohoo--gettin' stoned with Willie--on the roof of the White House, no less. Probably already has. If not, I wish he would.

Odds are George Bush is "perma-fried" 10:1

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Odds he'll be caught by the secret service egging the White House 100:1

Odds It'll be Vehemence egging the White House 10:1

Odds that Bill Clinton tumbles out an Oval Office closet with a fifth of scotch and the Bush girls 100:1

Odds George W. Bush will get lost in the White House at least once, and have to be rescued by security 55:1

Odds he'll stab himself in the eye with a fork at an important state dinner 75:1

Odds he'll accidently drown in his own sink 100:1</STRONG>

These are the best. ROFL Aegis.

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Odds "intelligent" life will land on Earth 1000000:1</STRONG>

are you calling me stupid?

Take notice to the '"'s. W/B Bob.

Here's some memories...