Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2001 1:11 pm
1. An incentive to show up.
2. Reduces stress.
3. Leads to more honest communication.
4. Reduces complaints about low pay.
5. Cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management want to hear.
7. Helps save on heating costs because people would rather come to work.
8. Encourages car pooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction - you may have a bad job but you don't care.
10. Eliminates holidays because people would rather come to work.
11. Makes fellow employees look better.
12. Makes the canteen food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out pay rises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. Staff work later since there is no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees the work is better after a few drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk during their lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
21. The caretakers closet will finally have a use.
22. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
23. Sitting on the photocopier will no longer be seen as gross.
24. Babbling and mumbling will be common language.
2. Reduces stress.
3. Leads to more honest communication.
4. Reduces complaints about low pay.
5. Cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management want to hear.
7. Helps save on heating costs because people would rather come to work.
8. Encourages car pooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction - you may have a bad job but you don't care.
10. Eliminates holidays because people would rather come to work.
11. Makes fellow employees look better.
12. Makes the canteen food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out pay rises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. Staff work later since there is no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees the work is better after a few drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk during their lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
21. The caretakers closet will finally have a use.
22. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
23. Sitting on the photocopier will no longer be seen as gross.
24. Babbling and mumbling will be common language.