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The Harem Tent
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:24 pm
by scully1
Here is a refuge where we of the Harem -- Ladies of the Dark Flame and slaves, along with visitors and lurkers alike -- may spam to our hearts' content
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:25 pm
by Georgi
Woohoo, we have our very own home on SYM
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:27 pm
by Waverly
Some please explain 'a dark flame of the harem' I see it in more than one sig.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:27 pm
by scully1
I'm breaking out the Tia Maria
Shall I enlighten Waverly, Georgi, or shall you?...
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:29 pm
by dragon wench
Do you think we should put out a request for more willing slaves? What should their qualifications be do you think?
An affinity with dairy products perhaps?
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:29 pm
by Georgi
Waverley - you looked at our whole sig, and the dark flame is the bit you don't understand?? LOL
Well, it is something that Anomen says "you are a... a dark flame, my lady, that I am drawn to almost against my will"
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:32 pm
by scully1
@dw -- I think we should just let them apply to us if they're interested. Affinity for dairy products needn't be a requirement, that's only important for us
Shall we let Gwalchmai and Darkpoet, chief slaves, decide?...
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:33 pm
by Georgi
Slaves wanted.
Requirements:
supple wrist (for vigorous cream whipping)
submissive nature
housetrained
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:33 pm
by Brink
Erm,since this is strictly a harem(not a tavern with backroom services like Foul's establishment ), I won't be around here much
Anyway,I welcome you all to SYM territory
.Have a nice day
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:34 pm
by Waverly
So what caused you malcontents to band together and what goals do you have?
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:35 pm
by scully1
The Harem thanks Brink for the welcome.
And ah, Brink...we do have slaves, you know...if you're not interested in willing slavery, you can still listen in, I'm sure we'll have many interesting discussions...
BTW, speaking of our slaves...Where ARE they?...
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:38 pm
by Georgi
It would seem another lurker has been converted to slavedom too (check the Anomen thread)
Good question, *where* are they?? Maybe they have fallen behind, what with all the whipped cream they're carrying over here to SYM...
*cracks whip*
Move it!
Oh, and Brink - that's what all the lurkers said to start with... and look how they've ended up!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:40 pm
by scully1
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>So what caused you malcontents to band together and what goals do you have?</STRONG>
Well, it all started way back when, on the BGII forum...Darkflame jennabard posted a thread on the Anomen romance storyline, various problems/bugs/etc., and general comments...the general comments soon took over
and here we are. Some admirers chimed in and are now our willing slaves.
One of our goals is to consume as much Tia Maria as physically possible
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:41 pm
by Brink
I'll blindfold myself whenever I enter an establishment such as this (darn,there aren't any blindfold emoticons
), since I'm only here to listen and speak,not be corrupted by the sight of erm,I don't know what can be seen in a harem,but they sure don't sound decent
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:43 pm
by Waverly
hmm. Anomen?! It's a shame I couldn't kill the bastard more slowly during my own adventures. What kind of knight hopeful has no sword proficiency?? He and Cernd are the Costanzas of BGII.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:44 pm
by scully1
Okay Brink, we'll pour you a Tia Maria and you can just listen in
Yes, Paul Denton has sworn eternal devotion to us. We now have three willing slaves. (And none of them are here...hmmm...)
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:46 pm
by scully1
@Waverly -- well, since clerics can't use swords...maces and hammers do nicely...Seriously speaking, in my games Anomen has been one of my best tanks; plus once he passes the knighthood test his cleric spells are great.
We of the Harem have discovered that Anomen is far more annoying to males than to females...perhaps the developers intended that, I don't know...
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:55 pm
by Georgi
Hey, would someone get the jacuzzi running?
Damn, where are those slaves when you need them??
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:58 pm
by Waverly
@loner: I didn't mean to kill him. My flail of ages slipped.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 6:58 pm
by Brink