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The Church of Guinness and the Guinness Arena.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:28 am
by Darkpoet
Come here to worship the almighty necter. More bathrooms than any other stadium or arena. There will be daily blood lettings, there is no discrimination. The arena, is open to anyone. Wild beasts, from all over the world. Free food and two gallon mugs of Guinness.
Ladies are welcome. No need to bring anything. Everything is possible for them.
The Grand Pope Dp the IVIVXXXCL, will not except any money. Only one can of cold Guinness.
Let us pray:
O mighty necter,
Please watch over us, help us not to leave that last swallow in the bottom of the glass. We thank you for being there, to wash down that last morsel of food.
Amen.
[ 08-17-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:30 am
by Tom
s***
i cant believe it thought you wernt doing it
ohh well
Cant have to many churches of Guiness
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:30 am
by C Elegans
Any cute choir boys here, singing the praise of Guiness?
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:31 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Any cute choir boys here, singing the praise of Guiness?
</STRONG>
CE, for you everything is possible.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:34 am
by Gruntboy
I will stick to the true faith of Guinness (spelt korrectly
). Death to all others, using pipebombs and Armalites.
Here y'go popey.
CE - I'm a nughty choir boy. You can lift my vestements if you like
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:38 am
by C Elegans
Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>CE, for you everything is possible.
</STRONG>
What about you and Gruntie singing, nude? You can put some foam over critical body parts if you wish
No vestments - that's for whimps
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:43 am
by Gruntboy
5 minutes and sectarian violence has broken out
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:45 am
by Tom
it must be smoething in the drink that inspires passion.
BOOOMM!
tha was just retaliation
lets have a peace process
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:45 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>What about you and Gruntie singing, nude? You can put some foam over critical body parts if you wish
No vestments - that's for whimps
</STRONG>
Okay, nude it is. Weeeee.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:04 am
by C Elegans
Best church I've ever been to
I should start going more often
I wonder whether this would be classified as a destructive cult...
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:06 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Best church I've ever been to
I should start going more often
I wonder whether this would be classified as a destructive cult...
</STRONG>
It's only destructive, if you let it. This is more of free will and living.
Make sure you and your husband have reservations on the Guinness cruise.
Free of course.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 11:19 am
by fable
At last: an oasis. I need a respite from all these heavy topics. Gods: religion, death, KillerKid...! Is there no end?
Gimme a dark brew, and make it cold. I don't drink any of that warm English swill.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 11:35 am
by Darkpoet
Here you Fable, I'll let it slide this time. But, you have to bring your next time.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 12:17 pm
by dragon wench
DW sidles up to the nearest choir member and sweetly requests a nice, creamy kilkenny....
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 12:20 pm
by fable
Thanks, DP. I'll bring a round, next time.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 12:20 pm
by Darkpoet
Give Dw, whatever she asks for.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 12:22 pm
by dragon wench
I think I like your establishment DP, very solicitous of the requirements of guests.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 1:26 pm
by Gwalchmai
Can I have a Coors? How 'bout a Bud? A Lone Star?
(Just Kidding)
A Guinness will be great. *pssshhhhttt*
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:09 pm
by Mr Sleep
Did someone say Guinness
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:10 pm
by Darkpoet
Gwally careful, I might have to send to Bishop Grunty.