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Conflagration
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:17 am
by Gruntboy
Come on, worship me as your Lord of Flames like the worthless dogs that you are...
[Its Friday. I'm bored. Can you tell?]
Step on up

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:22 am
by Edwin
Do you want some kind of sacrifices????

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:26 am
by Gruntboy
Nice of you to volunteer Edwin
Muleface! [Pow!]
Your rank as granted by the Deity of Fire:
Sacrificial BBQ Lamb.

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:30 am
by Edwin
Oh mighty Grunty...ooopppppsss i meant Gruntboy, we should set up a sort of real worship belief if you want.... i could be the High Priest of the Flames Lord....and everybody will have to bow before you!!!!
It's friday for me also....

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:34 am
by Gruntboy
Your supplication amuses me
I will grant your request, rank upgraded to:
Chief Zippo Priest
Let the Flames begin!
[I love Fridays

]
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:37 am
by Edwin
YEPPAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'm now a super-firing-zippo!!!! Thanks my deity....
Flames rule!!!!

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:42 am
by Gruntboy
Get out there turn some non-believers into human torches for me

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:44 am
by Edwin
If you want i can start by making that silly girl in the library near me now a human torch for you.....
WOW my first sacrifice....

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:51 am
by Gruntboy
LOL
You know you want to...

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:13 am
by Edwin
Ehehehe..now she's running within the library screaming, with me evilly laughing and saying: "Beg for death!! and i'll make it quick!!"....mmmm....no, wrong line.....

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:35 am
by Darkpoet
Hey you, sheep slapper! Quite trying to steal my free supply of Guinness.... er I mean my church goers.

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:44 am
by Edwin
You there!!!!! Bow before the Lord of Flames!!!!!!
BTW: i'm now sitting in front of my first sacrifice....a pile of ashes now.....Muahahahahahh

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:44 am
by Gruntboy
Darkpoet, for your profane and heretical rambling, I denounce you, you minging quimm.
You are hereby branded as:
Spooge Gimp 2nd class

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:47 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Darkpoet, for your profane and heretical rambling, I denounce you, you minging quimm.
You are hereby branded as:
Spooge Gimp 2nd class

</STRONG>
Grunty the unmighty, thanks I was a 4th class. Cool, a promotion.
Edwin, the brown spot on your nose is getting bigger.

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:50 am
by Gruntboy
That's it boy, you're busted down to *assistant* spooge gimp 2nd class.
You've got the PVC suit, go collect your mop & bucket from the counter.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:53 am
by T'lainya
I see Gruntys all fired up for his weekend
Got a hot date with your platoon sergeant bayonet boy?

Or are you going to streak around London again, culminating in an arrest and incarceration and quite possibly some form of physical abuse?
Sorry to flame and run but I'm in the middle of my work week

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:54 am
by Darkpoet
Never mind the PVC suit, I like to flap in the breeze. Weeeeeeeeeeee Now where is that mop bucket.
Hey baby, ever see a sausage smaller than an ant. Looky here WoooHOOO.

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:57 am
by Gruntboy
Blasthemy!!!!!!!
You rotten old slag T'
You are banished from the plane of fire, doomed to live out your days as:
The Searing Virgin-Maiden
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:02 am
by Edwin
Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>
Sorry to flame and run </STRONG>
wow....flaming and running.....
the discussion is getting hotter....

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:10 am
by T'lainya
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Blasthemy!!!!!!!
You rotten old slag T'
You are banished from the plane of fire, doomed to live out your days as:
The Searing Virgin-Maiden</STRONG>
LOL well it's better than being bayonet bait my deluded demideity
