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Toga Party!
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:27 pm
by Vehemence
You are all invited to Tonight's
Toga Party!
Conditions of entry, you must be of course, wearing a Toga...
Aegis will be in later to demonstrate the proper way of dressing in Toga for the unitiated.
WELCOME to the FUN!

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:43 pm
by Georgi
Cool!
But what am I supposed to do about my toga till Aegis gets here?

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:45 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Cool!
But what am I supposed to do about my toga till Aegis gets here?

</STRONG>
Hmmm.... I can think of something
Here, let me help you

*hides feather behind back*

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:47 pm
by leedogg
Well I didn't have a toga so I came in in nothing but my flabulous birthday suit!

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:49 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>Well I didn't have a toga so I came in in nothing but my flabulous birthday suit!

</STRONG>
*grabs a wet cloth and flicks it at Leedogg's bare buttock*
SNAP!
Here, I've got some spare toga's over here... *throws one to Leedogg*

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:54 pm
by fable
Toga it is! If anybody gets fresh, they'll get a pylum right up their sternum.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:54 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>*grabs a wet cloth and flicks it at Leedogg's bare buttock*
SNAP!
Here, I've got some spare toga's over here... *throws one to Leedogg*

</STRONG>
OMG, men flicking each other with towels, and the party's just getting started...
Are you sure those are togas, Veh? They look like sheets to me...

Oh, you'll help me with my toga? Very kind of you...

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:58 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>OMG, men flicking each other with towels, and the party's just getting started...
Are you sure those are togas, Veh? They look like sheets to me...

Oh, you'll help me with my toga? Very kind of you...

</STRONG>
Sheets, toga's, whats the difference?
I'll be happy to help you... *moves closer* You see, this goes here like this....

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:59 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Toga it is! If anybody gets fresh, they'll get a pylum right up their sternum.</STRONG>
ROFLMAO!

You can be in charge of that then, Fable

You'll find the pylum's in the closet over there

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:02 pm
by fable
* Whaps down @Veh's hand with a fish *
Whoa. Wonder where that came from.
Well, no matter. Just note that it's important to clasp the toga in the right place, not completely remove it, first.
And toga's are a lot like specially sized and aerated sheets, with neat embroidery.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:04 pm
by leedogg
Hey look, my sheet has a hole in a very conpsicuous spot!

V, are you sure you weren't planning to wear this one?

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:05 pm
by fable
Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>Hey look, my sheet has a hole in a very conpsicuous spot!

V, are you sure you weren't planning to wear this one?

</STRONG>
That's the first one Veh had on, when he started adjusting everybody's togas upon entry. He got to try the point of the first pylum I found.
* fingers the tip of the pylum *
Well-honed, too.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:08 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>* Whaps down @Veh's hand with a fish *
Whoa. Wonder where that came from.
Well, no matter. Just note that it's important to clasp the toga in the right place, not completely remove it, first.
And toga's are a lot like specially sized and aerated sheets, with neat embroidery.

</STRONG>
Hmmm, maybe you should be giving the toga-wearing demonstrations, Fable, you seem like quite the expert...
@Veh are you sure you did this right? I'm sure it shouldn't be quite so, um... revealing?

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:09 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>That's the first one Veh had on, when he started adjusting everybody's togas upon entry. He got to try the point of the first pylum I found.
* fingers the tip of the pylum *
Well-honed, too.

</STRONG>
I was framed! I was just offering some assistance I tells ya!
Leedogg, I wouldn't let either foul or grunt catch you with that hole...

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:11 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>@Veh are you sure you did this right? I'm sure it shouldn't be quite so, um... revealing?

</STRONG>
Oh right, *gives Georgi the toga this time instead of just the green wreath*

*makes a few adjustments* There
*wolf whistles*

Very nice

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:18 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I was framed! I was just offering some assistance I tells ya!
</STRONG>
I've seen the same sort of assistance offered by various animal species during the mating season. What's your excuse?

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:19 pm
by leedogg
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:21 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>I've seen the same sort of assistance offered by various animal species during the mating season. What's your excuse?

</STRONG>
My excuse...
Er... it's mating season?

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:25 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>My excuse...
Er... it's mating season?

</STRONG>
What species?

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:27 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>Urmmmm...Georgi you should be careful too.

</STRONG>
Oh, my toga doesn't have any holes in it
