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Greeting toss-monkeys
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:20 pm
by Waverly
What an odd alien landscape this place has become. DP’s panties on the floor, Lainy passed out in the bathtub, Weasel looking
sheepish in the corner pretending to be asleep. Wake up, you camel-stroking urinal cake. What is going on here?
These newbies…

A few of them seem to be victims of questionable breeding, or perhaps are failed experiment from the Mysterious Island of Dr. Grunt.
And the rest of you, what do you have to say for yourselves, sleep, kid, grunt, ubik, minerva, viv, dark flames, vix, Sir not Appearing in this Thread et. Al?
Craig? I left you in charge while I was gone. I blame you for the unsanctioned changes.
So how is everyone? Sometimes I miss you guys <trolling for hugs and kisses

>
500 word flame to the first wise-ass guy that tries it
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:24 pm
by Vehemence
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.... *jaws theme starts playing*

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:24 pm
by Darkpoet
Oh shut your pie hole. You mokey humping, sheep fondler you.
Welcome back Lillyslapper.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:25 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>A few of them seem to be victims of questionable breeding,
</STRONG>
Your late night stands have caught up with you..

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:27 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Your late night stands have caught up with you..

</STRONG>
Too bad it was all inbreeding too.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:28 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>And the rest of you, what do you have to say for yourselves, sleep, kid, grunt, ubik, minerva, viv, dark flames, vix, Sir not Appearing in this Thread et. Al?</STRONG>
Ummmm

I blame Weasel

I hope falling off the wagon didn't hurt too much Waverly, you're looking a bit the worse for wear...

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:32 pm
by T'lainya
Welcome back my favorite medical miscreant and panderer of purple pills

*Hug and kiss*
and I was not passed out in the tub you cretin..thet was a figment of your imagination

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:33 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Ummmm

I blame Weasel

</STRONG>
Blame me?? I when as far as to open up a spam school to help out around here

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:35 pm
by Darkpoet
Bruno comes bounding in looking for his favorite Doctor. Bruno showers Waverly, with kisses and askes him if he needs the Bruno special.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:35 pm
by Waverly
I blame Weasel as well, but you are all Weasels... except for DP who I believe to be a quality assurance tester for anal probes. It's not really a job, as he does it for free.
What, no hugs? And I was being so nice.
edit: Ah, why thank you Lainy

Is that a prehensile tongue? Perhaps you should PM me...
[ 08-15-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:37 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Blame me?? I when as far as to open up a spam school to help out around here

</STRONG>
Do you have any students?

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:37 pm
by T'lainya
I gave you a hug

It's not my fault if you don't read carefully!

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:38 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>
What, no hugs? And I was being so nice.</STRONG>
Everyone turn around.......OK I will give you a quick hug.....but DON'T touch me below the belt.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:40 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>What, no hugs? And I was being so nice.
</STRONG>

*begrudging hug*

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:42 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Do you have any students?

</STRONG>
I can't disclose this information

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:43 pm
by Vehemence
Er.. hug you? With that colone, your lucky I'm within 10 feet of you!

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:44 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Everyone turn around.......OK I will give you a quick hug.....but DON'T touch me below the belt.

</STRONG>
LMAO!

Do you really think he can be trusted

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:44 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>

*begrudging hug*

</STRONG>
I was trolling for
ladies, Dangergirl... like Weasel... who seems to be pantless. Back, Back, keep that tiny thing away from me, it looks like a naked mole rat.
You were too in the tub, Lainy. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you were 'Jiffing the choosy mom' in there. Check my edit, you just posted to quickly.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:45 pm
by T'lainya
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>
edit: Ah, why thank you Lainy

Is that a prehensile tongue? Perhaps you should PM me...
[ 08-15-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]</STRONG>
Actually Waverly I think that was the monkey..

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:45 pm
by Darkpoet
Edit.
[ 08-15-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]