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A Home Away From Home
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 6:46 pm
by Weasel
Welcome....be seated.
For all of you who need a spam daddy....
I'm the man
Come let me show up the ways of the spam.....don't be afraid.
For a small payment...directed to this e-mail account...>>
OAASASAFSTGTQOGB@hotmail.com << you will get to learn all my secrets.
[ 08-15-2001: Message edited by: Weasel ]
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 6:58 pm
by average joe
i may regret it later, but i think i'll pass on this one. good luck on the new business venture, though, Weasel. A few more killerkid's in here and you'll be alright...if this board could survive a few more of those.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:02 pm
by Darkpoet
I gave Weasel four hunderd dollars and he gave the best secret of all. But, I can't tell you, it's a secret.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:04 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>i may regret it later, but i think i'll pass on this one. good luck on the new business venture, though, Weasel. A few more killerkid's in here and you'll be alright...if this board could survive a few more of those.
</STRONG>
Thanks for the support.
To tell the truth....I don't believe you need this class.
I'm looking for a certain type of spammer....what I call a hit and run type.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:13 pm
by Weasel
For the next twenty minutes
A one time offer....
signed by Sleazel Weasel...
each person who e-mails for this offer will get a pair of Anti-Flame Panties....only worn once by me.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:18 pm
by Darkpoet
You washed them right??
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:20 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>You washed them right??
</STRONG>
Well....for the small deal....no
but if you buy the super duper package...I will spray them off with a water hose.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:31 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Well....for the small deal....no
but if you buy the super duper package...I will spray them off with a water hose.</STRONG>
A general shriek of anticipation arises from the crowd, and several women, all in their seventies with blue hair, faint.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:45 pm
by average joe
ugh...i think i'm gonna throw up...something about tight-fitting undergarments and guys. maybe it's just the fact that i'm heterosexual. either way, boxers should be the only small clothes available to the male gender.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:50 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>ugh...i think i'm gonna throw up...something about tight-fitting undergarments and guys. maybe it's just the fact that i'm heterosexual. either way, boxers should be the only small clothes available to the male gender.
</STRONG>
I have a pair of speedo's around here some where..
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:56 pm
by average joe
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>I have a pair of speedo's around here some where..
</STRONG>
joe leans over the trashcan and loses his lunch and supper....
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:57 pm
by Darkpoet
Darkpoet jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 7:58 pm
by Weasel
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:00 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>joe leans over the trashcan and loses his lunch and supper....</STRONG>
Well, surely it would be an improvement on what Weasel's wearing, or should I say,
isn't wearing at the moment...
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:02 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Well, surely it would be an improvement on what Weasel's wearing, or should I say,
isn't wearing at the moment...
</STRONG>
Shhhhhh most people don't know my gateway manual told me to post nude.
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:02 pm
by average joe
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Well, surely it would be an improvement on what Weasel's wearing, or should I say,
isn't wearing at the moment...
</STRONG>
dry heaving in the corner
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:11 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>dry heaving in the corner</STRONG>
@Weasel I don't care what the manual says, put those speedos on before this poor kid is seriously ill...
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:14 pm
by average joe
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>@Weasel I don't care what the manual says, put those speedos on before this poor kid is seriously ill...
</STRONG>
FORGET THAT!! put some pants on!! i don't care if you are sly ned
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:18 pm
by Georgi
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:19 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>FORGET THAT!! put some pants on!! i don't care if you are sly ned
</STRONG>
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