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quotes
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:21 pm
by Vinin
Anyone have any especailly good quotes?
u know somethin witty, or really funny?
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:35 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
"I am god" - Thorin
Worship Thorin. he gives you honda civics with cupholders to put your ale in.
Shameless self-promotion.
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:42 pm
by Vinin
*sigh*, well if noones gonna give me quotes, wanna go bumpin up topics again Thorin?
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:45 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Sure. Nobody else is online at this time. But get some good topics. Not some overspammed stuff that nobody wants to read.
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:49 pm
by Vinin
Like always....
Are we the Bumpin brothers now?
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2001 6:57 pm
by fable
Um, yeah. Try here: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000538"]http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000538[/url]
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2001 7:30 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by Vinin:
<STRONG>Like always....
Are we the Bumpin brothers now?</STRONG>
More like the Bump Master C's.
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2001 5:16 am
by Stoner Cold
hmm, quotes.
tommy cooper:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can
do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes,
then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
is that the type of quote you wanted?
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2001 5:28 am
by Mr Sleep
"i don't want to be part of any club that accepts me as a member" - Groucho Marx
Probably my favourite quote and about the only one i can remember
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2001 9:41 am
by nael
a woman is like a refrigerator, they're about 6 feet tall, weigh 300 pounds, and make ice... - Homer Simpson
another homerism - "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems"
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2001 9:16 pm
by Sailor Saturn
"I was on Speed...people on Speed will do ANYTHING!!!!!"~Saria
"Kan Kan do the Kan Kan in Kanto."~Scrubbo Toiletto, talking about Kan, a god in Drasnia.
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2001 9:39 pm
by Aegis
"It takes two to lie. One to lie, and the other to listen" -Homer Simpson
"Today, we celerbrate our most hallowed tradition, a new initiate to the brother hood. Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!" #1, Stone Cutters.
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2001 9:48 pm
by Azeroth
"If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."
-Author Unknown