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*Except Nippy sees a shadow and launches a throwing knife, it catches in Waverly's cloak and he continues to walk forward, ending in one of those comical moments as he falls flat on his ass.*Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>*Stumbles in, completely inebreated… Catches the ‘COMM champions’ fellating a large granite statue of Weasel… urinates on their banner… and leaves unseen*</STRONG>
Indeed Sir, as you can see the completelt cretinous fool fell over in his inebriation and is now regurgating his alcohol. Rest assured, he will be put in the stocks and the orphans will thrown fruit at him.Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG><Enters and smells the corrupt and vile taint of a varmit>
Sir Nippy, I believe a spy is about!!
The key term here being: "completely inebreated (sic)." Obviously, the man is hallucinating. Had he been a bit more sober, he may have noticed that in fact he walked into an empty room, urinated on his own leg, and then tried to escape under the very eyes of Nippy.Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>*Stumbles in, completely inebreated… Catches the ‘COMM champions’ fellating a large granite statue of Weasel… urinates on their banner… and leaves unseen*</STRONG>
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>*Stumbles in, completely inebreated… Catches the ‘COMM champions’ fellating a large granite statue of Weasel… urinates on their banner… and leaves unseen*</STRONG>
Bah humbug - you are all spammers, all of you I say buwahahHAHAHAHAAOriginally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>Rally around my banner troops! We charge in the name of Weasel, COMMunication and the true path of light everywhere!
Der Moench, Maharalika and I, Nippy have been charged by Weasel to remove the taint of spam.
Hi there NCT, i think they are flagging without youOriginally posted by NCT:
<STRONG>It seems that my COMM brothers need my help again.with the secret weapons and the COMM spirit</STRONG>
Impossible. How could I be a spammer with only 330 posts in almost a year?Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Bah humbug - you are all spammers, all of you I say buwahahHAHAHAHAA
We may add out-of-body experiences to Wankerly's hallucinations. But from the sound of what the rat-catcher and the kids are getting up to, maybe we should let the poor guy out of the stocks - he may be enjoying this a bit too much.Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Nearly sober, Waverly once again wanders past the COMM enclave. He is surprised to find they have Gruntboy in the pillory and are throwing fruit at him. When the little munchkins tire of this, they drop their skivvies and approach Grunt from arrears… at that, Waverly beats a hasty exit back to the world of sane.</STRONG>
COMMrade Chairman! You're back!Originally posted by NCT:
<STRONG>It seems that my COMM brothers need my help again.with the secret weapons and the COMM spirit</STRONG>
*THAT must hurt him so good!*Sigh, the real shame is that we cannot convert the fiend to COMM. I try, so help me Weasel, I try, but there is nothing we can do. The man knows no shame because he has had this done to him before!Originally posted by Maharlika:
<STRONG>COMMrade Chairman! You're back!
How are you doing?
*remembers our COMMrade Stalker* Hope to be hearing from Fas soon.
@COMMrade der Moench: Nice going, brethren. Show that evil scoundrel some mercy...
...it's bad for his ego.
*Sigh* I fail to understand your logic. I offered you a duel, yet you turn me down? Still, I have no doubt Lord Weasel will remove you...Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Weasel: The breakfast of COMM champions
I demand you quit fondling the lost boys over there, Peter Pan, and face your ancient nemesis in a battle of your own choosing. Try not to be a coward and avoid me, huh?</STRONG>