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Favorite Quotes
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 4:09 pm
by Anglachel
Anatres had a quote in the Good-Bye topic that got me thinking that a thread of favorite quotes could be interesting. Mine is...
"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you" - One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 4:51 pm
by Anatres
Others to follow........ (no time right now
) (And I hate seeing that '0' number of posts for so long!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 5:11 pm
by Weasel
This would be my favorite..
Yes my name is Weasel , but that doesn't mean I sleep with them.
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 5:58 pm
by Aegis
"I don't care if your name is Napoleon! Get your hand out of my blouse!"
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The makr of all things pointless!
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 6:30 pm
by Anatres
'If it bleeds, we can kill it!' Arnie from Predator.
'Sarcasm is the refuge of the half-wit'. (Don't remember)
----once again, others to follow----
[This message has been edited by Anatres (edited 02-13-2001).]
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 6:41 pm
by Aegis
"Freeze! Police!"
"I don't think he gives a damn!"
-----Danny Glover and old lady Predator 2
"My grandma always said 'Close that damn door, before I throw you out that window!'"
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The makr of all things pointless!
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 6:42 pm
by Weasel
Memorable Quotes from
Time Bandits (1981)
Supreme Being: Dead? No excuse for laying off work.
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Evil: If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils! I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!
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Randall: Look, do you want to be leader of this gang?
Strutter: No, we agreed: No leader!
Randall: Right. So shut up and do as I say.
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Randall: People who are always right make me sick!
Fidget: That's why you get along with yourself so well!
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Wally: Lads! Here's to stinking rich!
All: Yeah!
Fidgit: And to Kevin.
All: Yeah, Kevin!
Og: Stinking Kevin.
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Robin Hood: And how long have you been a robber?
Strutter: Four foot one.
Robin Hood: Four foot one? Well, that... that... that... that... is a long time, isn't it? Jolly good!
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Evil: Oh Benson, dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
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Greetings from The Weasel!
The Lord Weasel!
The Warrior of the Spamland!
The Ayatollah of Spamolla!
The Ultimate Spammer
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 7:24 pm
by Anatres
'When all else fails, read the instructions'.
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 7:30 pm
by Weasel
Memorable Quotes from
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
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Jack: Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.
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Greetings from The Weasel!
The Lord Weasel!
The Warrior of the Spamland!
The Ayatollah of Spamolla!
The Ultimate Spammer
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 7:42 pm
by Drakron Du´Dark
"I have a cuning plan...." Baldric from black adder.
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:09 pm
by Weasel
"I believe I should have taken a right turn at Albuquerque" Bugs Bunny
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Greetings from The Weasel!
The Lord Weasel!
The Warrior of the Spamland!
The Ayatollah of Spamolla!
The Ultimate Spammer
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:19 pm
by Aegis
"Okay..... Okay... We need a deversion.."
"Yea... a diversion..."
"Take of your close, and run out there. Then, I'll shoot him..."
"Yea... yea... okay... What! Are you out of your kind!"
"Just do it.."
"Fine..."
"Oh... and flap your arms like a bird!"
"Why?!"
"It'll work better!"
"Fine...."
Danny Glover runs out in his underwear, flapping his arms like a bird. Mel Gibson shots the man, and he explodes. Mel then goes to Danny...
"Heh...."
"What?"
"You didn't have to flap your arms..."
----Danny Glover, Mel Gibson Lethal Weapon 4
(Sorry for the length)
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The makr of all things pointless!
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:31 pm
by Waverly
Quotes From Launcelot's Tale in the Holy Grail
Son: But... but I don't *like* 'er!
King: don't like 'er?!? What's wrong with 'er? She's... beautiful, she's...
*rich*, she's got... HUGE............. tracts o' land...
Launcelot: Brave, brave Concorde, you
shall not have died in vain!
Concorde: Uh... I--I'm not quite dead, sir!
Launcelot: (a bit put off) Well...you shall not have been *mortally wounded*
in vain!
Concorde: I--I think I--I could pull through, sir.
Launcelot: (a bit more put off) Oh, I see.
King: Stop! Stop! Hold it, hold it, please!
Launcelot: (very embarrassed) Sorry. Sorry! You see what I mean, I just get
carried away, I'm really most awfully sorry.
(to all) Sorry! Sorry, everyone....
Guest: 'E's killed the best man!
King: Ladies and gentlemen. This is Sir Launcelot, a very brave and
influential knight, and my special guest here today.
Guest: He killed my auntie!
King: Please! This is supposed to be a...*happy* occasion! Let's not
*bicker* and *argue* about 'oo killed 'oo! We are here today to witness
the union of two young people in the joyful bond of a holy wedlock.
(groans)
Unfortunately, one of them, my son 'Erbert has just fallen to 'is death.
(gasps) But, I like to think I've lost a son, so much as gained a
daughter. (weak applause)
For, since the tragic death of her father...
Voice: He's not quite dead....
King: (thrown) Since the near-fatal *wounding* of 'er father....
Voice: 'E's getting better!
King: For, since her own father, who, when 'e seemed about to
recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him...
(thump)
Voice: He's died!!
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:33 pm
by Weasel
"Right turn Clyde" by. Philo Beddoe
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 9:33 pm
by Aegis
"We are the knights who say..... NE!"
"Ne, ne! NE! Ne, ne, ne! NE!"
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The makr of all things pointless!
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2001 3:46 am
by Osiris
Holy Grail again - The French Knights taunting the Knights of the Round Table:
"I fart in your general direction."
"I wave my privates at you."
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2001 4:03 am
by Karembeu
And the number 1 quote of all times:
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2001 5:21 am
by fallout
Dont give fish, teach how to catch.
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2001 5:57 am
by Osiris
"Nonsense. They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
General John Sedgwick's last words, Battle of Spotsylvania, 1864.
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:17 am
by Weasel
"Where's the beef" old woman driving a car that she can't see over the steering wheel.
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Greetings from The Weasel!
The Lord Weasel!
The Warrior of the Spamland!
The Ayatollah of Spamolla!
The Ultimate Spammer