Dead Spammers Society
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2001 5:47 am
I've been around this board for almost two months now and things are getting worse by the hour.
What started out as a small sneeze and harmless cold with Weasel and Ubik has now infected the whole board and becoma a highly developed disease.What is this horrible disease that I'm talking about???.....
Spams Syndrome of course.
This syndrome has surged through the topics on "Gamebanshee" with such ferocity it has now become a great threat.
A great threat against global law and order, a great threat against the human existence.
It wasn't an asteroid or comet that made the dinosaurs extinct......it was spamming
It wasn't earthquakes or massive tidal waves that spelled doom for the magnificent Atlantis....it was...(you guessed it)......SPAMMING!!!
To fight spamming...we must understand spamming....
In modern history we can trace spamming back to the days of the Egyptians and the great pharao "Spamses" (distant relative to Ramses).
Spamses was a vile gangster who lived on other peoples misfortune, conducting business as a "Spamster"...or more commonly known as "Spammer".
In hundreds of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphes we can see traces of Spamses horrendous spamming.
Old ancient legend states that this evil spammer became...."God of Spammers".
To this day it is said that 111th reincarnation walks the earth performing evil spamming deeds whenever the opportunity arises. But who is this reincarnation that endangers mankind???
Through many years of meditation and through the insight in the old mighty "Force" I can only conclude that it is either "Weasel" or "Ubik".
This is our last chance....
We must be strong and brave....combine forces...unite together in this "Holy War" and bring destruction to "spamming" before matters are too late....
My mentor Yoda once said to me:
- Spamming leads to anger, anger leads to hatred, hatred leads to suffering.....
Anti-Spammers of the world, join together and fight this plague.
Every single effort is needed.
We're going to live on....we're going to survive....today we celebrate our Independence Day.....
And when this war is over they will say:
Never have so many had so few to thank for so much....
PS! Don't take this seriously....I don't want any people dropping off from Gamebanshee just because of me.....
What started out as a small sneeze and harmless cold with Weasel and Ubik has now infected the whole board and becoma a highly developed disease.What is this horrible disease that I'm talking about???.....
Spams Syndrome of course.
This syndrome has surged through the topics on "Gamebanshee" with such ferocity it has now become a great threat.
A great threat against global law and order, a great threat against the human existence.
It wasn't an asteroid or comet that made the dinosaurs extinct......it was spamming
It wasn't earthquakes or massive tidal waves that spelled doom for the magnificent Atlantis....it was...(you guessed it)......SPAMMING!!!
To fight spamming...we must understand spamming....
In modern history we can trace spamming back to the days of the Egyptians and the great pharao "Spamses" (distant relative to Ramses).
Spamses was a vile gangster who lived on other peoples misfortune, conducting business as a "Spamster"...or more commonly known as "Spammer".
In hundreds of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphes we can see traces of Spamses horrendous spamming.
Old ancient legend states that this evil spammer became...."God of Spammers".
To this day it is said that 111th reincarnation walks the earth performing evil spamming deeds whenever the opportunity arises. But who is this reincarnation that endangers mankind???
Through many years of meditation and through the insight in the old mighty "Force" I can only conclude that it is either "Weasel" or "Ubik".
This is our last chance....
We must be strong and brave....combine forces...unite together in this "Holy War" and bring destruction to "spamming" before matters are too late....
My mentor Yoda once said to me:
- Spamming leads to anger, anger leads to hatred, hatred leads to suffering.....
Anti-Spammers of the world, join together and fight this plague.
Every single effort is needed.
We're going to live on....we're going to survive....today we celebrate our Independence Day.....
And when this war is over they will say:
Never have so many had so few to thank for so much....
PS! Don't take this seriously....I don't want any people dropping off from Gamebanshee just because of me.....
