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The Post of Broken Promises

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 12:36 pm
by Witch King
Here's one from, like, seven months ago:
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>See you later, WK.
I'll give you a little kiss when you come back. :D </STRONG>
Well, I came back, months later, and she welched. There have been many such sad tales on this board. I remember another- DarkPoet had promised Waverly something or other...I can't recall...


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gothmog

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 12:39 pm
by Ned Flanders
Indeed, even more reason to stop in Waverly's kneel...+5 sword of flames thread. Again, Minerva asked I seek you out. It seems she might have something for ya. ;)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 12:46 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>

Well, I came back, months later, and she welched. There have been many such sad tales on this board. I remember another- DarkPoet had promised Waverly something or other...I can't recall...


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Sad case indeed. :( Still DP and Waverly went thru with their promise. :D :D

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 12:58 pm
by Waverly
I believe I have been gone longer than Foul Odor, and I have not yet been offered welcome back sex. This place is an abyss of inconsideration.

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 1:07 pm
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>I believe I have been gone longer than Foul Odor, and I have not yet been offered welcome back sex. This place is an abyss of inconsideration.</STRONG>
I am going to assume for the record that you are referring to the female populous of SYM offering you sex?? ;)

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 1:10 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I am going to assume for the record that you are referring to the female populous of SYM offering you sex?? ;)

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ROFLMFAO :D :D :D

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 1:15 pm
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I am going to assume for the record that you are referring to the female populous of SYM offering you sex?? ;) </STRONG>
You never know with this monarch. What color is his urine? Blue perhaps? :D

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 1:36 pm
by Waverly
You would be wise to assume just that, Mr. Sleep. I am sorry to disappoint you, but perhaps you can find another who is interesting in kneading your gelatinous buttocks.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 1:42 pm
by Witch King
Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG> Again, Minerva asked I seek you out. It seems she might have something for ya. ;) </STRONG>
What do you mean, "again"...? Who are you Ned, and what are you implying by these OUTRAGEOUS, RAMPANT ALLEGATIONS!?!?!

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 1:44 pm
by Witch King
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>I believe I have been gone longer than Lord Foul, and I have not yet been offered welcome back sex. This place is an abyss of inconsideration.
[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Waverly ]</STRONG>
That is a lie sir. I left first, WAY before you. Way, way before you. I'd advise you to recant.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 1:56 pm
by Aegis
Who'da thunk it... peopel 'discussing' you left first... :D

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 2:12 pm
by Ned Flanders
by witch king
What do you mean, "again"...? Who are you Ned, and what are you implying by these OUTRAGEOUS, RAMPANT ALLEGATIONS!?!?!
Wow, all caps, why so hostile. Who I am is of no consequence. Perhaps if you'll read my entire post in this thread you'll notice I am requesting you to check out another thread. I have been charged with a sacred quest and your presence was requested. Fortunately, you have returned to the boards and I have found you. You may find all of this half baked. It is, in fact, completely baked, if I may steal from the archives of Benjamin Braddock.

I only say 'again' because I made a similar request earlier on another thread started by yourself involving the origins of humanity where I did post my two cents before requesting your presence in another thread. My apologies if this is all a little heavy. Those that gave me the quest did mention there would be resistance.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 3:24 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I am going to assume for the record that you are referring to the female populous of SYM offering you sex?? ;)

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]</STRONG>

LMAO.

Sinking so low down?

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 3:36 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG> Well, I came back, months later, and she welched. </STRONG>
:rolleyes: I can't recall the promise at all... :o

Oh, well, welcome back. Image Happy now? :rolleyes:

Anyway, are you going to stay around?

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 3:37 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>Wow, all caps, why so hostile. </STRONG>
I told you it won't be easy... :rolleyes: :D

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 4:28 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG> :rolleyes: I can't recall the promise at all... :o

Oh, well, welcome back. Image Happy now? :rolleyes:

Anyway, are you going to stay around?</STRONG>
So, you were able to forget the time of early SYM... How? :D

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 6:41 pm
by Witch King
Meanders: The road to hell is paved with good intentions, sir. I think you must be darkpuppet in disguise...Give Minerva a message for me since you say you're the Bearer of Tidings: "Don't send thy minions seeking after me Minerva, find me yourself, NAY, I say, I'll not speak to your VASSALS!"

Minerva: I think I'll stay around, though with work I can't be around too much. Thanks for the kiss, though it seemed rather platonic.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2002 6:53 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>Meanders: The road to hell is paved with good intentions, sir. I think you must be darkpuppet in disguise...Give Minerva a message for me since you say you're the Bearer of Tidings: "Don't send thy minions seeking after me Minerva, find me yourself, NAY, I say, I'll not speak to your VASSALS!"
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ROFL :D
Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>Minerva: I think I'll stay around, though with work I can't be around too much. Thanks for the kiss, though it seemed rather platonic.</STRONG>
I only said "a little kiss". :p

I'm glad to hear you will be around. We (myself included) aren't spamming as much as we used to anyway these days. :)

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Minerva ]

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 6:20 am
by Gruntboy
I promised to run round Trafalger Square nude for T'lainya and I did it.

I also promised to cut my **** off and pop it in a blender if WK ever showed up again. Oh well, bye-bye Big Fella.

*snip*
AAAARGH!
*click*
*whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
"Hello? Charing Cross Hospital? Can I be put through to the Gender Re-assignment unit please?"

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 6:34 am
by Mr Sleep
What about our agreement Grunt? :o :D ;) :rolleyes: